Last night’s episode of American Horror Story: Hotel was jam packed, and if you haven’t seen it yet, read our live recap below. We tried to avoid spoilers, but we got too excited at some parts. Here is our recap with The Sassy Gay:
Who is he talking to? Ohhhh Evan Peters. Do u think Evan Peters was the drill ass man?
Oh yea most likely. Tristan is not a good time right now. Thank god for black and white FOR REALS
Friggin’ Naomi Campbell…she’s a bad actress
Ahhh he’s a ghost man
You were right, he can’t leave. But Tristan can see him why?
He called him, like if he’s in the room and you call him he’ll show up
Like Edward Mordrake. Okay, I’m really interested to see how this woman [Chloe Sevigny] becomes relevant – maybe to help all the kids in the hotel?
Yeah same she definitely is going to play a big part, she has a voice over? That’s interesting
Yeah even the detective doesn’t have one
Soulmate? She’s talking about her son. Ryan Murphy has mommy issues for real
Yeah, she’s happy to be a mother. LOL or very intrigued by the idea of having kids, being a maternal figure. Poor girl Scarlett is telling the truth, we need to listen to kids more
She should’ve told them a more believable story, coffins in an empty pool? Come on girl
UGH can’t wait for Campbell to peace out – she is AWFUL!
LOL seriously, the irony is really boring ‘ugh models’ like we get it, you’re a model in real life okay
Lmao in this she’s an “art curator” okay please don’t stretch the truth…and whooop there it is!
Wait so that guy [Max Greenfield] just lives in the mattress?
Something about that scene made me giggle
Has she [Naomi Campbell] not slept in a bad yet? She’s been there for like two weeks now
I know she’s dead and bloody but wtf just happened??
Jess B. heard everything!
OMG EWWW. So Evan Peters can’t leave the hotel so he can’t be doing these murders. He must have a proxy
No it’s definitely not Evan Peters, there’s more layers to this story. WTF is happening to Max Greenberg how convenient…so he can’t talk now
Of course he peaces out, like was that necessary?
Lol yeah right when he’s about to expose the Hotel I can’t even look at Paulson after that teeth scene
Sarah Paulson is my favveeee!
Wes Bentley with handcuffs…ALL DAY everyday!
Honestly Matt Bomer sounds like a baby
I hate that, such a weak excuse blaming his mother
Is that Matt? Where is he? Skid Row?
Ew, that’s gross Matt Bomer, uh oh he’s about to get, ANGELAAAAAA!!!
YAAS QUEEN YAAAAAS!
Angela is baaaaaaaaaaack!
LMAO she’s like I don’t want you to be at home
LOL she’s like ya you need to go. I feel like he’s [Wes Bentley] going to become a killer
He’s on the edge of glory [wink]
Oooh, chateau margot, he is too gay to function LMAO and they just called him out on it. hahahaha
He’s so dreamy
I like Gaga, I think she’s doing a good job
She’s turning gay men into straight. Woah
Lol if anyone can do it, it would be GAGA
Bernie Madoff?!? lol
He’s in this storyline!?!
Oh she’s going to marry/kill (maybe f***) dreamy gay rich guy
Right right I figured that’s her game. OMG Wes Bentley is pulling a Lamar Odom ‘I’m so sick please stay, please stay’
OMG STOP. It’s too soon LOL. But still so good
She’ll see Holdon now
Woah he remembers her? OMG no Kathy Bates!
“I want nothing more than the dark silence of death itself” Great line.
OMG Angela really is Beyonce
OMG is she a vampire to? LMAO She Buffy?
He has the power of eternal life. OMG I LOVE THIS SHE IS MY HEROO
LOL she’s amazing
OMG GAGA IS INSANE. That’s the cutest thing…them over the years!
Ok I’m in love, who is this DMX wannabe?
Let’s see those eyes up close and personal
He’s DMX but hotter, oh f***
Omg noooo, the hottie rapper
She’s all about revenge, this is COVEN all over again! Come on
But it’s working, this is the game
I really like Liz Taylor, she slays. Kathy Bates is passed out on drugs?
This sh** is happening too quickly, where was his epiphany all along?
I’m glad she said it, because I’m like that is some type of irony
So she’s going to live forever now?
Yeah, it was a good episode. Thankfully it wasn’t as gruesome or raunchy. I was excited to see Angela Bassett come THRU.But for reals, I think it’s a little dumb that she’s like “imma get back at her ‘cuz she got back at me” it truly is Coven all over again “someone working on the inside, I’mma kill her babies” i feel like she says the exact same line in Coven about the girls on Halloween night. There are so many stories moving at the same time, I don’t even know what the main through line is anymore, it’s like little pockets in each room –but it definitely works for this season
Agreed. I felt like that storyline in Coven worked though, so I’m excited, and realistically those children need to be saved so I’m glad there’s someone actually doing something about it. Or not, she might kill them so we’ll see