Kris Humphries:Begging For More!

As if the New Jersey Nets signing Kris to a $7-8 million dollar deal wasn’t funny enough, Frankenstein is now taking Kim to court to get more money from her! Obviously, Kris has some resentment towards Kim and feels like she just used him for this entire ‘fairytale wedding’ idea…and the only way he can get over it-is with her money.

It’s so pathetic, and if this story is as true as they report on TMZ…then someone should really get rid of all the evidence from season 2 of KKTNY and deny Kim and Kris ever meeting. He’s so pathetic, she knew something like this might happen and she signed a tight pre-nup that he can’t get at.

Kris claims all the money he got from the wedding/tv show went into a join account, that he can’t touch now since the Judge in their case has frozen the account. According to sources, Kris made a easy 1 mill from the wedding, and $250,000-300,000 from the reality show. I’m assuming he wants that money in the joint account, but the judge won’t grant him his moolah until the settlement is…settled.

Famous people and their greed…

Keeping Up With The Kardashians: Bora Bora!

Our fave family headed to Bora Bora for the greatest family vacation this summer. The last two episode’s of E!s Keeping Up With The Kardashians took place in French Polynesia at the Hilton Bora Bora Resort. Incase you don’t know what Bora Bora looks like…here’s a picture. I call it paradise.

The entire family including new addition Kris Humphries…and minus Khloe and Lamar headed on a 8-hour plane ride to paradise. The premise of the vacation episode was Bruce Jenner’s idea of having a special anniversary/family vacation…which then turned into the family meeting Kris for the first time.

Like any Kardashian episode, there were a few issues at the beginning of the episode…Here I’ll sum it up for you guys.

Issue #1- Realizing that Kris Jenner will be on a beach in Bora Bora with her much younger and skinnier daughters…she starts to panic and nervously makes an appointment for the plastic surgeon.

Solution: The plastic surgeon tells Kris her healing will take up to 3 months, hopeless Kris has no choice but to go on the vacation without a few nip and tucks.

Issue #2- Once arriving in Bora Bora Kim,Kris, and Kylie decide for a quick swim in the beautiful blue waters. Aggressive Kris throws Kim into the water from their deck…and once realizing her $75,000 earring is missing…freaks out.

Solution: Thankfully, little Kylie finds the missing earring (somehow) in the water and Kim can finally breathe a sigh of relief. Yet she fails to thank Kylie, and goes on to thank Kris.  Later confessing what an amazing guy he is. Meanwhile, Kris is still surprised at how materialistic Kim is.

Issue #3- Scott’s Drinking/Feud with Robert. After Scott has a conversation with Kourteney about his drinking issues, he confirms to her that he is indeed fine with a few beers…and just wants to ‘fit in’ with the boys. Everyone knows over the past season Rob and Scott haven’t been getting along. (Not sure why)

Solution- After a mature heart-to-heart between Scott and Rob, they decide to hug it out over a few beers. A few minutes later…and a few beers later, Rob decides to get on a bicycle drive it into the ocean with Scott sitting in the backseat the entire time…sounds like fun!

Issue #4- Kris finds out that Kim was married once.

Solution- After being hit ‘with a ton of bricks’ Kris doesn’t take the news of Kim’s marriage lightly. He discusses it with the boys, but is left contemplating the outcome of their relationship. (See Kim/Kris wedding for conclusion)

Issue #5- With her ongoing insecurity issues Kris manages to stay wrapped up in her clothes the entire time in Bora Bora. She doesn’t want to ‘lay out’ on the deck with the younger girls…and stays cooped up in her hotel room. When Bruce mentions to her about renewing their vows, she explains how painful it would be to her, if all the attention was on her. She refuses to do the renewing of the vows…and dissapoints the family.

Solution- Always understanding Bruce is sympathetic to Kris’ issues, and like any Hollywood husband offers to take Kris to the plastic surgeon/more workouts at the gym when they get back to LA.

 

All is fine in paradise. For now, stay tuned next week for the ‘marriage proposal’ episode.