Kardashians In MIKONOS!

The three part Kardashian vacation in Greece is over but it doesn’t mean we can’t enjoy the beautiful pictures one more time. The Kardashian vacations are always a staple feature in their seasons, something always good comes out of the getaways. Although my man Robert wasn’t present, we still got the chance to enjoy Brody and Brandon as they joined the Kardashian clan in Mikonos.

Enjoy the slideshow!

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KUWTK: Mason’s Fish and Kris’ Coffins

Keeping Up With The Kardashians returned last night with a brand new episode. Aunt Khloe and Kim decide to teach Mason a lesson about pets and bring home 2 goldfish and a fish bowl. Kourtney is worried about having pets in the house because pets usually end up dying, and it can be disturbing for little children. Kourtney admits her and Kim had a puppy growing up, but when the pup died early on she had a hard time dealing with her emotions. She doesn’t want the same for Mason, but really they’re only goldfish and sooner or later you’re going to have to teach the kid the concept of death.

On the topic of death, Kris Jenner has a crazy idea to organize her funeral for whenever she passes away, and introduces the idea of buying a mausoleum for Kourtney,Khloe,Kim and Robert. At first, everyone is just laughing at her insane idea, but it is understandable- Kris doesn’t want to put the burden of all the funeral arrangements and costs on the children…so she’s planning it now. But Kris takes it a little too far when she pays a visit to the custom coffin place (obviously Hollywood would have a place like this). Kris decides to take one of the coffin’s for a ‘test drive’ and hops into one of them. Rob starts taking pictures of his mother asleep in a coffin, and even I was freaked out. It literally looked like she was dead!

After Khloe and Kim put together Mason’s fish bowl, he immediately falls in love with the two fish who he names Fruity & Pebbles. What seems like a day later, one of the fish are already dead and Khloe has to discreetly let Kourtney know so that she can quietly remove the fish. They drive to the fish store and purchase the same exact fish so Mason wouldn’t realize it had died. Kourtney also comes back with a bigger fish tank, one with an actual filter…and now they’ve just gotten way over their heads.

Since the entire episode revolved around death…Kim raised the question of who gets Mason if anything happened to Kourtney or Scott. Kris and Kim decide to call Kourtney and ask her, but Kourtney had already made that decision…and it was Khloe. Kim immediately is offended by her decision, obviously it is a little hurtful that your sister chooses your other sister to look after your child. In the end, Kim talks it over with Kourtney who admits Kim’s life at this moment isn’t the best way to raise a child. Kim is always away, travelling, and it seems Khloe has more of a stable lifestyle, since she is married and Lamar plays out of Los Angeles.

Rob and Khloe are totally scarred from seeing their mother asleep in a coffin, they confront their mother about the situation and explain that they’ve already lost one parent, they don’t want to think about losing the other. In the end, Rob throws a beautiful lunch surprise for his dear mother at a rooftop mansion, the views were stunning I never knew Rob could be so thoughtful! He always showed his mother his new tattoo on his arm of a portrait of Kris on her wedding day. He now has both his parents on his arms…and I have to say they look amazing.

KUWTK: Dominican Republic Part II

This week’s episode of Keeping Up With the Kardashian’s was the final part of their family vacation in the Dominican Republic. Although their Bora Bora trip was way better, there was still enough drama in the DR to keep us entertained- 2 weeks in a row!

The episode continues from last week’s, everyone leaves Kris Jenner at the dinner table when they find out she was planning on meeting up with her old flame- Todd. Bruce is hurt and pissed off, but Bruce is never angry so really he’s just sad and refuses to sleep in the same bed as Kris.

The next morning Kris wakes up with a puffed up lip that looks like a bad botox injection! It was the funniest thing ever, Bruce has a good laugh at it and jokes it’s her punishment for meeting up with Todd. Kris never actually met up with Todd but she waited the entire 45 minutes of the episode to reveal that information.

Unfortunately, Khloe had to leave and return to Dallas, which sucks because she makes the episodes 100x times funnier when she’s in them. Scott has a temper tantrum when Kim and Kourtney bother him about having a couple of drinks during the day. He can’t take it anymore and decides he’s going to leave. I don’t think he realizes the world doesn’t revolve around him and flights from the DR to LAX don’t fly out every hour! Obviously, he can’t leave and just moves into a nearby hotel.

Although Scott’s changed drastically since we watched him the first time in Miami, or the time in Vegas when he stuffed money into the waiter’s mouth, he’s still a little spoiled brat that likes to complain about everything! What makes it worse, in the end of the episode he tells Kourtney they had a deal, if he had another kid with her she’d have to marry him! Kourtney doesn’t know what to say, she tries to shut him up with a commitment bracelet she buys him, but it’s not 24k gold…so he doesn’t care too much about it. I still think Kourtney is refusing to marry Scott because if she does, he has the entire Kardashian empire at his feet, even if they had a pre-nup he would still be obligated to some of the money because he has two kids with her! In this day and age, and in Hollywood, a marriage certificate is just a blank piece of paper- Scott should know that. He witnessed first hand the Kardashian-Humphries tragedy.

In the end, Bruce has a talk with Scott they work it out, and Bruce forgives Kris when she explains she never even met up with scumbag Todd.

That’s it for this week, tune in next week for another brand new Kardashian episode. Also, someone tell my husband Rob there are such things as sandals, he shouldn’t be wearing socks and sneakers to the pool!

xo

 

The Royal Wedding: On E!

The Wedding of the Century is almost upon us…well sort of.

Luckily for us, 2011 will bring us not only 1 but 2 Royal Weddings!! For less fortunate generations, one Royal wedding is said to be a magical and once in a lifetime event to experience. Thank the E! Gods (and Kris Jenner) that we have the privilege to not only be alive during the Kardashian/Humphries wedding BUT we get to watch it on television!

Once again, Ryan Seacrest and Kris Jenner have found a way to milk the cash chow a.k.a Kim Kardashian. It’s no surprise that our beloved Kim K was in search of a potential husband. After her youngest sister Khloe got married…and her oldest sister had a baby…she felt she needed a man to complete her life. And she found her knight in shining armour at a NJ Nets basketball game while living in NYC. Kris Humphries…ofcourse it’s destiny, I mean he has the same name as her mother! And they’re even spelt the same!!

The wedding will take place August 20th 2011 in California. E! will be airing this two-part episode (Yay! double the ratings) on October 9th and 10th.

 

 

Keeping Up With The Kardashians

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I hope all of you have been watching the craziness on Season 6 of Keeping Up With The Kardashian’s. This weeks (Episode 3) was all about Kim’s ASSets and Kris Jenner wanting to become Kris Kardashian.

First off, let me say if it wasn’t for Khloe being the most normal out of all the siblings, the family would be in ruins. Yes I know its a ‘reality’ show and it tends to be a little scripted, but the things Khloe was saying to Kris about changing her last name back to Kardashian was all true. Khloe says it like it is, and she’s usually right about most situations. (example: Rob and Malika…they would’ve never worked out!)

I mean really Kris? Changing your last name back to Kardashian…that’s just a complete insult to Bruce Jenner right? I loved when Khloe said…in their old home office they had Bruce’s Olympic medals and pictures…and in the new home office it’s a bunch of pictures of the sisters and Kris. Either she’s a complete biatch and forgot about how amazing Bruce is…or the people at E! just needed material.

Then…there was Kim’s butt.

I mean no it’s not normal…but she’s Armenian it’s in the genes! So her sisters teased Kim about getting an x-ray done to confirm that her butt is…real.

Surprisingly, she did it, and obviously the x-rays show that her butt is real real real! So there…that can end all rumours about Kim’s assets.

Moving on, just like I expected in the end all works out for Kris and Bruce Jenner…she realizes how stupid she was for even ‘thinking’ to change her last name back to Kardashian. She takes a picture of herself off the family wall…and finally puts a picture of Bruce up there, and happily ever after!

 

Until next week. xo