Khloe’s New Dallas Pad!

Waah! Even though our fave Kardashian sister is no longer living in the City of Angels..she’s settling inside the swanky W Dallas..and here are the stunning pictures! The couple, who moved to Dallas about a month ago decided not to buy a property, but to lease instead. Lamar’s contract is only for a year with the Dallas Mavs, and who knows where he might end up after that!

Oh Lawwd! Me And My Man!

If you don’t know that me and Rob Kardashian are legitimately meant to be with one another…then I’ll use this post to remind you. I won’t even post the pictures I’ve made with me and him together…I opted to save myself the embarrassment on that one.

This New Years Eve my cousin…who is now my sworn enemy (lol)…was in Las Vegas and ended up at his club appearance at Tryst. Now I found this out literally on NYE…and my friends can contest to the fact that I was going crazy hearing the news…and if there was a flight to Vegas out of Pearson in the next hour…I would’ve been on it. Thankfully, I didn’t max out the credit card…and didn’t end up in Vegas.

But, I was lucky enough to get these pictures courtesy of my ‘cuz…and I’m forever grateful! No really, I am. Anyways, check the pics out…I just had to post the last one.

Okay okay…I saved the best for last! LOL

Keeping Up With The Kardashians: Bora Bora!

Our fave family headed to Bora Bora for the greatest family vacation this summer. The last two episode’s of E!s Keeping Up With The Kardashians took place in French Polynesia at the Hilton Bora Bora Resort. Incase you don’t know what Bora Bora looks like…here’s a picture. I call it paradise.

The entire family including new addition Kris Humphries…and minus Khloe and Lamar headed on a 8-hour plane ride to paradise. The premise of the vacation episode was Bruce Jenner’s idea of having a special anniversary/family vacation…which then turned into the family meeting Kris for the first time.

Like any Kardashian episode, there were a few issues at the beginning of the episode…Here I’ll sum it up for you guys.

Issue #1- Realizing that Kris Jenner will be on a beach in Bora Bora with her much younger and skinnier daughters…she starts to panic and nervously makes an appointment for the plastic surgeon.

Solution: The plastic surgeon tells Kris her healing will take up to 3 months, hopeless Kris has no choice but to go on the vacation without a few nip and tucks.

Issue #2- Once arriving in Bora Bora Kim,Kris, and Kylie decide for a quick swim in the beautiful blue waters. Aggressive Kris throws Kim into the water from their deck…and once realizing her $75,000 earring is missing…freaks out.

Solution: Thankfully, little Kylie finds the missing earring (somehow) in the water and Kim can finally breathe a sigh of relief. Yet she fails to thank Kylie, and goes on to thank Kris.  Later confessing what an amazing guy he is. Meanwhile, Kris is still surprised at how materialistic Kim is.

Issue #3- Scott’s Drinking/Feud with Robert. After Scott has a conversation with Kourteney about his drinking issues, he confirms to her that he is indeed fine with a few beers…and just wants to ‘fit in’ with the boys. Everyone knows over the past season Rob and Scott haven’t been getting along. (Not sure why)

Solution- After a mature heart-to-heart between Scott and Rob, they decide to hug it out over a few beers. A few minutes later…and a few beers later, Rob decides to get on a bicycle drive it into the ocean with Scott sitting in the backseat the entire time…sounds like fun!

Issue #4- Kris finds out that Kim was married once.

Solution- After being hit ‘with a ton of bricks’ Kris doesn’t take the news of Kim’s marriage lightly. He discusses it with the boys, but is left contemplating the outcome of their relationship. (See Kim/Kris wedding for conclusion)

Issue #5- With her ongoing insecurity issues Kris manages to stay wrapped up in her clothes the entire time in Bora Bora. She doesn’t want to ‘lay out’ on the deck with the younger girls…and stays cooped up in her hotel room. When Bruce mentions to her about renewing their vows, she explains how painful it would be to her, if all the attention was on her. She refuses to do the renewing of the vows…and dissapoints the family.

Solution- Always understanding Bruce is sympathetic to Kris’ issues, and like any Hollywood husband offers to take Kris to the plastic surgeon/more workouts at the gym when they get back to LA.

 

All is fine in paradise. For now, stay tuned next week for the ‘marriage proposal’ episode.