KUWTK: Dominican Republic Part II

This week’s episode of Keeping Up With the Kardashian’s was the final part of their family vacation in the Dominican Republic. Although their Bora Bora trip was way better, there was still enough drama in the DR to keep us entertained- 2 weeks in a row!

The episode continues from last week’s, everyone leaves Kris Jenner at the dinner table when they find out she was planning on meeting up with her old flame- Todd. Bruce is hurt and pissed off, but Bruce is never angry so really he’s just sad and refuses to sleep in the same bed as Kris.

The next morning Kris wakes up with a puffed up lip that looks like a bad botox injection! It was the funniest thing ever, Bruce has a good laugh at it and jokes it’s her punishment for meeting up with Todd. Kris never actually met up with Todd but she waited the entire 45 minutes of the episode to reveal that information.

Unfortunately, Khloe had to leave and return to Dallas, which sucks because she makes the episodes 100x times funnier when she’s in them. Scott has a temper tantrum when Kim and Kourtney bother him about having a couple of drinks during the day. He can’t take it anymore and decides he’s going to leave. I don’t think he realizes the world doesn’t revolve around him and flights from the DR to LAX don’t fly out every hour! Obviously, he can’t leave and just moves into a nearby hotel.

Although Scott’s changed drastically since we watched him the first time in Miami, or the time in Vegas when he stuffed money into the waiter’s mouth, he’s still a little spoiled brat that likes to complain about everything! What makes it worse, in the end of the episode he tells Kourtney they had a deal, if he had another kid with her she’d have to marry him! Kourtney doesn’t know what to say, she tries to shut him up with a commitment bracelet she buys him, but it’s not 24k gold…so he doesn’t care too much about it. I still think Kourtney is refusing to marry Scott because if she does, he has the entire Kardashian empire at his feet, even if they had a pre-nup he would still be obligated to some of the money because he has two kids with her! In this day and age, and in Hollywood, a marriage certificate is just a blank piece of paper- Scott should know that. He witnessed first hand the Kardashian-Humphries tragedy.

In the end, Bruce has a talk with Scott they work it out, and Bruce forgives Kris when she explains she never even met up with scumbag Todd.

That’s it for this week, tune in next week for another brand new Kardashian episode. Also, someone tell my husband Rob there are such things as sandals, he shouldn’t be wearing socks and sneakers to the pool!



KUWTK: In the DR!

So I haven’t updated you all about my favourite TV family the Kardashian’s in a while, I’ve been star struck from the Tweet I got from Khloe Kardashian! Yes, I’m a lucky girl I know!

The new season of Keeping Up With the Kardashian’s has been really good so far, and last week’s episode with Kris running into her old flame really set the bar high.Whether or not it was set up, it still was very entertaining, and from the way the camera guys chased Kris around the tennis club, made it seem like they had no idea what was going on, or who this guy was.

At first you just hear Kris on her microphone, the cameras were still on the tennis court, and then all of a sudden they were in the club house, when she ran into her ex-boyfriend. It was all very awkward, and you could tell he was trying to stay out of the cameras. Anyways, a few minutes later as she’s walking to her car she tells the producer he wants her contact information, he meets up with her but the cameras are positioned across the street, as if we’re spying on their conversation. Now I know they could totally be smart and set that entire scene up to make it look like we’re watching something we shouldn’t be, but let’s just pretend they’re not smart…and we have the upper hand.

Anyways, last weeks episode finishes off with Kris meeting up with Todd for a secret lunch…as she gets out of the car the episode finishes with a ‘to be continued’. This week’s episode starts off with the continuation, but it was so stupid because she literally just gets back into the car, drives off, and claims she was to nervous to go inside. My bet, she probably wasn’t even meeting him, and that whole escapade was a setup. So the family decide to take another family vacation, Kourtney has the idea of going to Ireland, but because she’s so preggo and indecisive, Ireland gets cancelled, and the fam decide on a nice vacation to the Dominican Republic!

Clearly, Robert (my future husband) didn’t get the memo that it’s actually hot in the DR, because he was wearing his hideous running shoes AND socks to the pool, like really? So, Kourtney is being crazy again and refuses to get on the plane with Mason, Scott and Kim. The rest of the fam is already in the DR, waiting on them. When they get there, there’s a surprise for them, and it’s Khloe! Yay! I feel like I have a strong connection to Khloe now that she tweeted me back, but anyways it was a really cute surprise and mama Kris was very happy.

So a day later, Kim arrives…and 2 days later Scott, Kourtney and Baby Mase arrive in a private plane. Kourtney is surprised to find Khloe there because she assumed she was still in Dallas, the family looks to be having a good time, except Robert who refuses to leave his room without his laptop and cellphone…and the shoes. Mama Kris is having the best time, sippin’ on her mamosas and riding the plastic penguin…she cracks me up.

In the end, it all comes out at the dinner table when Kris tries to give Kourtney marriage advice, Kourtney freaks out and tells everyone that Kris met with her ex-boyfriend for a secret lunch, Bruce not knowing any of this loses his cool (which he never does). Everyone decides to leave the table, Kris is left alone, and that’s how the episode ends.

Next week is the continuation of their vacation, too bad it wasn’t as good as their trip to Bora Bora!

Check out the Tweet I got from Khloe Kardashian!