We Care About ‘KhloMar’

The season finale of Keeping Up With the Kardashians aired this Sunday with a jam packed episode. There was the little baby to talk about (North), it was Kylie’s sweet 16 (cool)…and the ever looming question- WTF is going on with Lamar?

Khloe and Lamar have always been my favourite couple- not just in that family…but in the world. Every time anyone said anything bad about that family, I ignored them and proceeded to say great things about the couple that met and got married in 30 days. You could tell their love was real, they just got each other, unlike Kris and Kim who just looked like they were forcin their relationship. Khloe is my fave and I totally had her back when she chose Lam as the man of her dreams.

But WTF is going on right now?

The world is not in a good place when Khloe and Lamar aren’t happy. It doesn’t just affect fans- it affects people close to them like Rob. On Sunday night’s episode, he admits to Brody that he needs to move out of the home (he lives with Khlomar), he needs to find his own place and escape the negativity that is Lamar. For whatever reason, Lamar has been down and out, he’s uber depressed, and he’s doing drugs (allegedly). Until I see a crack pipe in his hand- I won’t believe what the tabloids say. Apparently, only Khloe and Rob really know what’s up with LamLam, Khloe has been tight lipped to her family- she doesn’t want everyone knowing what he’s going through. Whether she’s ashamed or whether she doesn’t want to talk about it…the problem still remains- why won’t Lamar wake the f*** up!

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But now, it seems like Khloe has given up on him as well. Not that she hasn’t tried to bring Lammy back, she admits to Rob that she’s done everything she possibly could to make him happy, but he just can’t find his happy place. Khloe explains that Lamar has gone through things in his life that are now resurfacing, and it has  consumed him entirely. Kourtney and Scott complain that they never see Lamar anymore, Lamar has never even been to their house, it all just seems really sad.

The finale ended off with a serious conversation between brother and sister Rob and Khloe. Rob admits to Khloe that he needs to remove himself from the negativity, he wants to get his own place where he can focus on himself, his fitness, and his well being. (Call me) Totally understandable, Khloe has mixed feelings because she would rather go through this with her brother, but she understands that he needs to work on himself. Rob tells Khloe that maybe it’s time for her to re-evaluate her marriage, she’s obviously not happy, she’s tried everything, and she shouldn’t’ give up her life because Lamar’s given up on his. Heartbreaking. The tabloids keep reporting that Khloe’s ready for a divorce, she’s got the paperwork ready- I however will not accept that bu***** until I hear it from Khloe.

Yesterday, there were talks that Bruce has taken Lamar under his wing. They’re spending time together at Bruce’s Malibu mansion- hopefully that’s true because Lammy could use some Bruce Jenner wisdom.

What do you guys think? Will Lammy pull through? Should Khloe wait for him? Can their marriage be saved!?

Love you KhloMar!

TV’s Sunday Night Line Up!

Everyone knows Sunday night is the biggest night for TV, and if you don’t believe me just take a look at my PVR recordings. There was so much going on last night I had to make a list and decide which one was worth watching first.

BREAKING BAD

Breaking Bad TourismI’ll admit, I’ve been on a Breaking Bad binge diet. I started the entire series last month, because I was determined to catch up with everyone else. Watching the premiere with the rest of the world was insane, people were going crazy because they waited so long to see how Hank was going to react to Walter. I on the other hand, had just finished the last episode a few days before, thankfully I didn’t have to wait as long as everyone else. Anyways, getting back to the episode…Jesse doesn’t end up saying anything to Hank…which is a relief for Walt, but Walt’s determined to get Jesse out of town…either that or he’s going to kill him. Jesse is ready to start his new life with his new money…but when he realizes that Walter was the one who poisoned Brock..all hell breaks loose. Personally, I would’ve liked to see Jesse find happiness somewhere else, start a new life with his money…but of course he had to find out the truth. I have absolutely no idea what  Jesse’s going to do now that he knows. Well we know he drives over to Walt’s and starts pouring gasoline in his house…but what’s going to happen!! Also, if anyone could confirm. How did Jesse know Walt poisoned Brock. Was it because Saul’s guy took the weed out of Jesse’s pocket? Was really confused at that.

MTV Video Music Awards

MileyThe MTV VMA’s has to be one of my favourite award shows, it always has the best performances and most often boasts a special ‘reveal’. Last night was no different, with rumours swirling around a possible NSYNC reunion…every girl’s teenage dream was about to come true- again. Okay so I didn’t watch the VMA’s during the live broadcast…but I still made time to catch up on the performances…which were totally overrated. Yes, it’s true, I was surprisingly disappointed with the Miley Cyrus performance…like really…I did not expect her to twerk the entire time. Yes, I’m exaggerating…that performance was AWFUL! What was even more heartbreaking was the fact that Robin Thicke had to share the stage with her! Let the man sing his summer hit without the bald white girl twerking in front of him! I wasn’t sure what the consensus was…like did people enjoy her performance? Did they think she was a good dancer? Was her costume(s) or lack there of necessary…? It was a total train wreck…my favourite shot was when Miley started twerking for the 5000000th time and Drake just looks down at the floor. Amazing.

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Lady Gaga who opened the show had an amazing performance. She is a brilliant entertainer and last night was no different. She did look a little more normal…which is a good thing, people were commenting on her beautiful bod and how nobody ever gets to see it. Flaunt it girl!

Kanye “Yeezus” West took time off from baby daddy duty to perform his hit ‘Blood On The Leaves’. I was so excited for this performance, it’s one of my fave songs off his album…also Kim announced he was her favourite performer of the night, so I totally believed it. Eh, it was alright. He was in front of this old rustic looking photograph of trees…and all you could see was his silhouette…his crazy arms were flailing all over the place while he rapped…it was average.

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Then there was the Justin Timberlake performance. Everyone was waiting for Justin to bring sexy back. I absolutely love JT, he is one of my favourite performers, everyone loves his music but damn JT  wouldn’t even let the song finish before he was moving on to the next! I think he performed 6 or 7 of his songs (old and new)…but he would breeze through it so quickly I couldn’t even savour the moment. I get it, he can’t sing an entire song…but still it’s all about quality not quantity. And then….there were 5. Okay so 2 of them couldn’t really move, but seeing all 5 of them on stage again definitely brought back memories. Literally Joey couldn’t move, he was behind on all the dance moves…which is totally fine. Nobody expects Joey to be JT, I would’ve liked to see them just sing…without all the fancy failed dance moves. JC tried stealing the spotlight…but thankfully his mic was on low…really low. Then it was all over, after a short performance, the other 4 guys were sucked back down into oblivion while the man of the night continued on his performance. JT went on to a sing a few more songs…and the he finally finished off with ‘Mirrors’…and then Jimmy Fallon met him on stage to award him with the Vanguard award. Yay!

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Drake’s performance was sexy as hell. I mean could we expect any different? I’ve seen better performances from Driz, but I was happy to hear him sing his latest track ‘Just Hold On We’re Going Home’. After that he sang ‘Started From the Bottom’…we saw a quick glimpse of RiRi…she wasn’t even standing! She looked PISSED.

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Those were the most memorable performances…I was absolutely shocked that Robin Thicke didn’t win song of the summer? That is some b@!$%!!

DEXTER

dexter-season-8-make-your-own-kind-of-musicI’ve been saying it all season and I’ll say it again. This season of Dexter has been the best one of all. Super impressed with what the writers have done with our favourite serial killer. With this being the final season, it all comes down to a few more episodes…and I can’t wait to see how this is going to finish. Hannah’s back in Dexter’s life which is a good thing, I like her character, and I think Dexter’s ending has to include someone he can share his life with. Last night we found out that Dr.Vogul had a son that was a psychopath, after she put him in a mental asylum at the age of 14…he ended up ‘dying’ in a hospital fire that would kill several more people.  Dexter finds traces of DNA that are related to Vogul…that’s why he questions her about her family. She assures him her son is dead, but Dexter doesn’t believe it, especially when Vogul tells him her son was a genius. Anyways, it turns out the guy that killed Cassie was the guy who she was dating..and that guy is actually Vogul’s real son. Dexter is determined to put him on his table…and then start the rest of his life with Hannah. That doesn’t happen because Daniel is just as smart as Dexter. Dexter rushes back to Vogul to warn her…but she just tells him to back off and leave her alone. Dexter leaves, and then we see Vogul with her long lost son Daniel.

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Keeping Up With the Kardashians

I’ve been trying to follow along this season, but I have to say I’m getting a little bored with these fake story lines. Rob learning how to carve wood sculptures? Really…this guy can’t even figure his s*** out and he’s going to learn how to use a saw to sculpt? They couldn’t think of anything else? And then Kim and Kourtney decide to feed the entire family placenta…like a human placenta…as a joke. In the end we find out it really isn’t placenta…it’s actually just beef brisket. Also the family chef is totally hot…and Rob is totally not. What is up with my man? He’s looking grimier and sweatier with each episode…I really hope he gets out of this funk and becomes the hunk I fell in love with. Speaking of funks, there has been reports going on all day that Lamar Odom is addicted to crack? He’s apparently had a drug problem for the last two years, and it’s coming out now that Khloe has had enough. Lamar has apparently left the house he shares with Khlo-Money and is staying in a hotel. I don’t know what to think of this…I am totally Team Khloe and Lamar….anytime anyone says anything about these two I’m the first to defend them. I hope someone can get the real story….or Khloe comes out on Twitter and says something!

Here’s what Khloe Tweeted yesterday:

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Okay, I think that’s all for my Sunday night recap. There are so many shows starting up in the fall…let’s all enjoy the time we have now because we haven’t even seen crazy yet!

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KUWTK: Malibu Saves Marriages!

This week on Keeping Up With the Kardashians we see the finale to the 26 year saga that is Kris Jenner and Todd Whatever. As Todd tries to roofie Kris and take her to a hotel room, Kris admits the dinner was just for closure and she is happily married to Bruce Jenner. With that, Kris gets up and leaves the table that looked really uncomfortable to sit at.

Kris returns home and wakes up Bruce to tell her she’s finally over Todd. Bruce is pissed off and just wants to sleep, he doesn’t understand why Kris had to go meet him, he calls her an idiot and goes back to bed. When Kris tells the sisters what she’s done, they hate on her even more, not understanding why she even went to go meet Todd. She tries to defend herself, but Kim refuses to listen to her until she takes a lie detector test.

Lamar needs to visit the dentist when his rotting mouth grosses out Kim. Khloe admits Lamar is terrified of the dentist and refuses to go and get his teeth checked. I guess after a few years, Lamar can no longer withstand the tooth aches, he gathers up the courage. At the dentist’s office, they pump Lamar with a bunch of drugs, he was literally high and it was the funniest thing ever. After 7 hours of surgery, Lamar’s mouth is like brand new, he wakes up still high, it was the funniest thing to watch.

Robert thinks he’s going bald after Kim makes a rude comment. It’s true, over the last few episodes Rob’s hair does look like it’s thinning, but he’s definitely not balding. He tries a few organic hair remedies but none of them seem to work. After a talk with Lamajoon, Rob realizes he’s not really going bald, and he doesn’t have anything to worry about. Lamar admits he went bald when he was 19 but had to roll with the punches.

After answering the hard hitting questions, Kris Jenner passes the polygraph test, but it’s too late because Bruce already has a broken heart. The sisters once again try to save the day by renting a beautiful Malibu house for the weekend. After Kim’s family BBQ, they send their ‘rents off in a car, and hope they come back the same lovey dovey couple they were in the ’90s. Apparently, Malibu can save marriages, although I’m sure Malibu has also broken marriages since it is a beautiful secret getaway spot. Bruce and Kris are forced to spend more than 15 hours together with no assistants and no house cleaners. Kris has to make her own coffee, and admits she’s forgotten how Bruce like’s his. Anyways, they work it out in the end while looking through old photos.

KUWTK: Rob Needs To Get His S*** Together!

This week’s episode of Keeping Up With the Kardashian’s should have been my favourite episode of the season since it mostly followed my hubby Rob as he entered the realm of manhood…and moved back in with sister Khloe but instead left me thinking…lazy brother…lazy husband? It might come as a shocker, but yes, some of us do consider Robert Kardashian Jr as a potential husband candidate…and this week’s episode definitely did not do him good.

I’ve always been impressed by the youngest Kardashian especially since he graduated from University…and…that’s all I can really think of. Nevertheless, Rob has always been my main man, I’ve had a not-so-little crush on him since he first appeared on our television sets as Kim’s smaller and kind’ve shy brother. He sort of lost his way after he graduated, he didn’t know what to do with his life- especially since his sisters had stumbled upon all the fame. When Rob did Dancing With the Stars and literally almost won the competition (he came in 2nd place), he walked off that stage with a ton of confidence, and a dream that would later come together in Londontown…that dream was…..a sockline. As Rob arranges to get his life together and buy the house of our dreams…I mean his…he realizes he would rather save some of his money, live with sister Khloe for a while, and wait until a better house came onto the market. His sockline was postponed because he didn’t submit it into the National Sockline Assoscation (or whatever it’s called) in time for the next season, so he’s waiting around for that to go through.

Rob moves back in with Khlo, except his boxes are everywhere and he seems like a little b**** complaining about everything and not giving any love to Khloe! Khloe tries to complain to Lamajoon but he’s so in love with Rob that he can’t bring himself to be mad. In the end, Khloe and Rob talk it out, Rob agrees to show more respect since he’s living in her house, and Khloe tells him how proud she is of him, and she just doesn’t want him to lose his motivation.

In the meantime, Bruce does what he always does and that’s play golf. This time it’s with an ex-model redhead who Bruce has the hots for. They meet on the course and decide to make a tee time for the coming week. When Bruce gets home he tells Kris about his day and how he met a hot red head, she’s barely listening to him and walks away. When Kris finds out Bruce has been spending time with his new golf buddy, she and Kim begin stalking Bruce at the course to try and see if he’s flirting! Yes, Bruce Jenner can get his flirt on!! After all, he is Brody Jenner’s father. In the end, Kris needs to turn up the drama meter and decides to meet her ex-lover Todd or Tedd at a swanky new joint in Los Angeles. This guy is such a slimeball, he literally has slimeball written all over his $5000 suit that he probably can’t even afford because he doesn’t have a real job. He literally tells Kris he was waiting 25 years for her so they could ‘reunite’, like really?

 

 

Khloe & Lamar: FINALE

Seems like all our shows these days are going on hiatus for the summer! On last night’s Khloe and Lamar, Khloe was facing the rumours about not being a real Kardashian, and being the lovechild from one of her mother’s affairs.

There’s always been speculation about Khloe and where she came from, mostly because she looks nothing like the rest of the Kardashian’s. In all honesty, I love Khloe, but if I had seen Khloe without knowing she was a Kardashian, and wasn’t seen in all her pictures with her two other sisters- I would’ve never thought her to be a Kardashian. Even Robert, the youngest brother has similarities to the two older sisters that Khloe doesn’t seem to share.

Anyways, the rumours come out from Khloe’s father’s ex-girlfriends, saying that on his death bed he had told them Khloe wasn’t his real daughter. Although, he loved her just as much, he knew that she wasn’t one of his. All of this came out because Kris decided to write a tell all book about her life (of course she would), and in the book she writes about having an affair right before Khloe was born. Also, there were rumours about Kris and O.J Simpson having an affair, and that O.J might be Khloe’s father- which is really creepy because Khloe and O.J’s daughter look really a like.

But seriously, it doesn’t matter about the rumours, the other sisters told Khloe to take a DNA test and just get over all the worrying. A few years ago Khloe did take a DNA test to prove she was her mother’s daughter (and a sibling), but obviously that doesn’t prove she was the daughter of Robert Kardashian. Khloe decides not to take a test, in her eyes he’ll always be her father and no test will ever change that. Which is true, and Khloe seems to have had one of the strongest relationships with her father, but it does show that there is a tiny thought in her that she might not be a real Kardashian. I guess having a mother like Kris you just never know who she’s been with, and the amount of  secrets she’s been keeping.

Don’t miss the premiere of Keeping Up With the Kardashians next week on e!.

 

Khloe & Lamar: We Need Bob!

This season of Khloe and Lamar has been full of emotional episodes ever since Lamar’s trade to the Dallas Mavs. One month into their new living arrangement, Khloe’s crazy familia decides to pay them a visit. First our favourite Kardashian Robert aka Uncle Bob decides to visit his old roomies- and rekindle an old flame (his bromance with Lamar).

The trio have a good time…I mean really Bob is so hilarious how could you not enjoy spending time with him. It seems as if Lamar’s attitude really changes when Bob is around, and Khloe finally mentions to Rob if he would want to stay with them for a little while until Lamar gets into the swing of things. I guess Rob really wants to start his own life so at first he didn’t want to move in with Khlomar.

In the end, his crazy mama and sistas convince him it’s the right thing to do- especially since Lamar really wanted him to stay.

The entire family gets to watch a game from the Cuban suite…Khloe gets a little mad at her mom for using up her connections…but really that’s what Kris is good at…so just let it be.

And as for Lamar- he played like s***, and unfortunately the Mavs do let him go…which would mean he is a free agent now…but he is probably enjoying some down time with Khloe- and hopefully trying to make da baby!!

 

Khloe and Lamar: The Trade!

So watching this week’s episode of Khloe and Lamar was sadder than I expected. Obviously, it’s no surprise that Lamar Odom was traded to the Dallas Mavericks after the NBA lockout. However, I was surprised finding out that he actually was traded to New Orleans as well.

The lockout is over, but the drama definitely isn’t. Khloe has to fly to New York for a quick event, however she doesn’t want to leave Lamar because he’s going through all these trade rumours. While she’s on her 5 hour flight, Lamar gets traded to New Orleans, Khloe is freaking out because all this happened while she was up in the air. She calls Lamar but there’s no answer. She hears his voice on the radio, giving some radio interview and he sounds extremely sad.

And then, only a few minutes later, there’s breaking news, and New Orleans pulled out on the Odom trade. So he’s not leaving the Lakers, but now he no longer wants to be a Laker since they were so quick to trade him. It was surprising to hear Lamar was even up for a trade, he’s been playing well, and has been with the Laker’s for years.

Anyways, by the end of the episode Lamar gets traded to Dallas, Khloe stands by her man and is being extremely supportive. It’s crazy how fast a trade can change someone’s life, Lamar doesn’t even have time to pack his things, Khloe stays back to basically pack their entire lives into boxes.

 

 

Khloe and Lamar:Represent!

Last night on Khloe & Lamar, there was a whole ‘lotta representin’ happening from our favourite female Kardashian-Khloe. Since the NBC lockout was still going strong in November, Lamar’s agent heard from a basketball team in Istanbul,Turkey that they wanted Lamar to play for them. Considering Lamar was itching to play the game that brought him fame, he was really considering leaving the country. However, when Khloe found out about this, she wasn’t as excited as a housewife should be.

Most of you probably don’t know, in 1915 the Ottoman Empire (Turkey) implemented the systematic killing of 1.5 million Armenians. Considering how small the Armenian population was, that is a huge number. Basically, it was like the Holocaust, however most people today have no idea this happened to the Armenian people. The Turkish government refuses to acknowledge the killings and deny the Ottoman Empire ever had a plan to essentially eliminate the Armenian race from the world.

Khloe felt it wasn’t right for her husband to be playing for a country that has such a deep history with her heritage, her father Robert Kardashian raised their family to be proud of their Armenian culture.

As she gathers different opinions from her family, she realizes whether she likes it or not, her and her sisters are a huge figure in the media for the Armenian people. There would be a lot of backlash if Khloe was to move to Turkey and resume a life there. Ultimately, she decided to be upfront with Lamar and tell him what her feelings were about him playing there. Lamar doesn’t really make a decision, but not longer after his offer, the NBA came to an agreement and the lockout was over.

Meanwhile, Jamie (useless Jamie) has an amazing idea of becoming an actor. He soon realizes it’s not really who you know or what connections you have, if you suck at acting, you suck at acting. Wow, we didn’t see that one coming!

Next week, the lockout might be over, but that only means Lamar will barely get to wear his Lakers jersey.

Khloe and Lamar:New Season!

Finally…the new season of Khloe and Lamar is here! I was truly getting sick of Kim and Kourtney in New York City, mainly watching Kim…but let’s just be happy that it’s over.

Moving on, I was actually really excited about the new season, I love Khlomar, but I have to say the season premiere was a little boring. It felt like the producers were pulling at everything to produce a storyline…or maybe I was just missing my man Rob Kardashian. He’s moved out of Khloe’s house and into his own apartment, which sucks because now we get to see him less.

I have to admit, Malika’s storyline is definitely getting juicier. She’s dating some Arizona football player whose in the middle of a divorce. Khloe becomes over protective when she meets him, and realizes he might not be the right man for Malika. In the end, they break up, Malika realizes she doesn’t want to get involved with a man that has so much baggage (3 children). And that’s the end of that.

Lamar can’t sleep, he has insomnia, and the basketball lockout isn’t helping him. Because he’s up all night, Khloe can’t sleep either. Which doesn’t make sense, if he can’t sleep, why doesn’t he just move into another bedroom and let her have a good night’s rest.

That’s about it…I haven’t seen this week’s episode, and I’m sad to say I’m not that excited for it. It seems like the season will pick up once Lamar and Khloe have to move to Dallas. For now, I’ll just hope Rob is in more scenes then he should be.

xo

 

 

KKTNY: Season Finale Part I

Of course, like any Kardashian television event…it has to become a ‘saga’ or an episode divided into as many parts as possible. The season finale of Kourtney and Kim Take New York was split up into two different episodes…more viewers…more ratings…more moolah!

Now that’s not rocket science, but what is more confusing is understanding why any newly married couple would think it’s beneficial to their marriage to move into a suite with their sister,her boyfriend, and their toddler…oh and a bunch of cameras. Leave it up to Kim and what’s his face…to dive into their first few months as being a married couple…whilst sharing their lives with millions of viewers. By now, it’s clear Kim is leaning towards a separation with Frankenstein…and I have to admit, this episode was a very tearful one.

Kris’ sister Kayla…wants to visit her brother and her new ‘sister’, but Kris doesn’t let Kim know she’s coming into town until a few days before. Obviously, with Kim’s busy schedule, she can’t find the time to hang out with new sis. It doesn’t matter anyways, things were heading downhill before Kayla came into the picture.

Kim decides she wants to meet with John Edwards- yes, he’s the medium that had his own show a few years ago…apparently she really wants to connect with her father, and John is the man to do it. At first, Kourtney isn’t into it, she believes her father is always around them, they don’t need some dude to tell them that. In the end, she decides to support Kim and sit with her during the ‘session’. On the morning of the meeting with John, Kim realizes that it’s the exact day of her father’s anniversary. And it couldn’t of been planned, because Kim agreed to the meeting based on John’s busy schedule.

Anyways, during the meeting John was telling them a lot of things that nobody else would’ve known. Kim and even Kourtney were completely shocked at what John was telling them. Obviosuly, he was talking to their late father Robert Kardashian, and it was a really cute scene between the two sisters. Also, John mentioned one of the sister’s was pregnant…if you don’t know a few weeks after the wrap of the season, Kourtney announced she was pregnant. You won this round John.

He also mentions a blonde girl…and we find out that the blonde girl was actually Khloe. Their father always wanted to see Khloe with blonde hair, so nearing his death, Khloe showed up at the hospital with her hair dyed blonde.

Very cute, during this time Kris was being a complete jerk. He didn’t support Kim and her decision to connect with her father. So, what does she do? She asks John to ask her father (who was a lawyer) how in the hell she’s going to divorce Frankenstein. Yep!, she asks for guidance, and ultimately help in making her final decision.

Ultimately, we know what her father told John…and that was for Kim to follow her heart. That she did.

Sorry, didn’t mean to get too cheesy.

xo