Last night was another season premiere of Keeping Up With the Kardashian’s and it was definitely a preview of what’s to come this season. Be prepared to see a lot more of Mama Kris, she seems to be in more control these days except maybe not when it comes to Bruce who doesn’t really know his purpose in life anymore- other than being Brody Jenner’s weird looking dad.
Okay definitely, something happened to Bruce’s face between last season and now, because I literally couldn’t stop laughing on the camera close ups last night. I don’t know what it is, at the end of the day you just feel so bad for this man- he’s had any ounce of manliness stripped away from him, he’s not even allowed to enjoy a snack on the 3000th sofa that’s in their home. By the way, lovin’ the house, always have always will, every season it just looks even nicer, great job Kris.
One house that definitely needs some sprucing up, and maybe a housewives touch is Rob’s house…and the house he keeps searching for. Look, if you need me to come and take care of our home, I’m totally okay with that, just let me know.
Kourtney is on baby #2…Khloe is back from Dallas…and Kris keeps bringing up Khloe’s paternity test. The season of Khloe and Lamar finished off with the rumours about Khloe’s identity. Is she a real Kardashian…probably not, but you know what- it’s not for us to really care about that! So let’s move on!
I just don’t get why Kris is frustrated at the rumours when this is all surfacing is because she’s written a memoir about her ‘life’…and she happens to mention in there that she had an affair around the time Khloe was conceived. Like I said before, I wouldn’t be surprised if Khloe has a different dad, point is she was raised by Robert and Bruce and they’ll always be her real fathers. Obviously, there is a doubt somewhere in her, if she didn’t she would just get a paternity test and prove everyone wrong…she would def sleep better at nights.
Nothing else really happens, except for we learn Kylie is flunking science (seriously who passes that course anyways)…and Bruce moves a step forward in reclaiming his position as man of the house once again.