KUWTK Season Finale Part I

Last night was the first half of the season finale for Keeping Up With the Kardashians, summer is coming to an end and it seems like the Kardashians are to. It’s not to say they aren’t returning to reality TV, in fact they will be coming back with another addition to the fam! “Nelly” as they call her, Kourtney’s daughter Penelope Scotland Disick was born Sunday morning on July 8th in Los Angeles. On next week’s season finale part II, we’ll get to see Kourtney going into labour again! It seems like every time she’s pregnant or going into labour there’s cameras around!

It’s no surprise that this week’s episode was full of baby talk, Kourtney mentioning she could fit a few more kids in their home, and Kim looking into how to freeze her eggs. When Kourtney and Scott discuss the future of their family, Kourtney mentions she could fit a few more kids into the house, and that she’s definitely not done having kids. Really, what’s the point of life if you’re not going to make babies? Scott freaks out, especially when Kourtney admits she’s not going to take the pill- ever. Good thing, since it isn’t natural and I’m not a doctor but it definitely isn’t safe for your body. Scott has to find a way to get it in with his girlfriend once a month, without getting her pregnant. He comes up with the idea of getting a vasectomy…he goes to see the doctor without telling Kourtney. Which isn’t really a big deal becacuse Kourtney could care less. She seems more and more withdrawn from Scott, she barely pays attention to him, and rarely cares for what he’s doing (unless he’s with Mason). When Kourtney’s fam steps in and mentions Scott’s feelings are hurt because he only feels like a baby daddy, and he might not want to have more kids, she comes back by saying she will find another baby daddy willing to have babies with her. Obviously she was joking…but not really.

Kim decides to visit a doctor of her own to possibly freeze her eggs. She is trippin’ out that she might not be able to have kids, since she’s 31. Sister Khloe tags along since she has been trying to get pregnant for 2 years, and nothing has happened. I actually love Khloe and Lamar, they’re my favourite and it breaks my heart that they don’t have a little baby of their own. After taking some tests, the doctor tells Khloe that she didn’t ovulate last month, and if you don’t ovulate you don’t produce eggs, and if you don’t produce eggs…well you get the picture. Khloe has a minor breakdown in front of the camera when she has to relive the moment. Kim doesn’t freeze her eggs just yet- she decides to think about it…probably with Kanye.

Tune in next week for the finale and baby Nelly!

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KUWTK: Rob Needs To Get His S*** Together!

This week’s episode of Keeping Up With the Kardashian’s should have been my favourite episode of the season since it mostly followed my hubby Rob as he entered the realm of manhood…and moved back in with sister Khloe but instead left me thinking…lazy brother…lazy husband? It might come as a shocker, but yes, some of us do consider Robert Kardashian Jr as a potential husband candidate…and this week’s episode definitely did not do him good.

I’ve always been impressed by the youngest Kardashian especially since he graduated from University…and…that’s all I can really think of. Nevertheless, Rob has always been my main man, I’ve had a not-so-little crush on him since he first appeared on our television sets as Kim’s smaller and kind’ve shy brother. He sort of lost his way after he graduated, he didn’t know what to do with his life- especially since his sisters had stumbled upon all the fame. When Rob did Dancing With the Stars and literally almost won the competition (he came in 2nd place), he walked off that stage with a ton of confidence, and a dream that would later come together in Londontown…that dream was…..a sockline. As Rob arranges to get his life together and buy the house of our dreams…I mean his…he realizes he would rather save some of his money, live with sister Khloe for a while, and wait until a better house came onto the market. His sockline was postponed because he didn’t submit it into the National Sockline Assoscation (or whatever it’s called) in time for the next season, so he’s waiting around for that to go through.

Rob moves back in with Khlo, except his boxes are everywhere and he seems like a little b**** complaining about everything and not giving any love to Khloe! Khloe tries to complain to Lamajoon but he’s so in love with Rob that he can’t bring himself to be mad. In the end, Khloe and Rob talk it out, Rob agrees to show more respect since he’s living in her house, and Khloe tells him how proud she is of him, and she just doesn’t want him to lose his motivation.

In the meantime, Bruce does what he always does and that’s play golf. This time it’s with an ex-model redhead who Bruce has the hots for. They meet on the course and decide to make a tee time for the coming week. When Bruce gets home he tells Kris about his day and how he met a hot red head, she’s barely listening to him and walks away. When Kris finds out Bruce has been spending time with his new golf buddy, she and Kim begin stalking Bruce at the course to try and see if he’s flirting! Yes, Bruce Jenner can get his flirt on!! After all, he is Brody Jenner’s father. In the end, Kris needs to turn up the drama meter and decides to meet her ex-lover Todd or Tedd at a swanky new joint in Los Angeles. This guy is such a slimeball, he literally has slimeball written all over his $5000 suit that he probably can’t even afford because he doesn’t have a real job. He literally tells Kris he was waiting 25 years for her so they could ‘reunite’, like really?