KKTNY: Hotel Paaaaarty!!

Last night was another episode of Kourtney and Kim Take New York…that was jam packed with typical Kardashian drama. No, really…there was so much drama I couldn’t even handle it. I mean, the drama between Kim and Jonathan…the Twitter war!? O-M-G…they took it to the next level. Kris also has a little of his own drama…when he decides to buy enough alchohol to quench an entire army…all for a ‘handful’ of people? Oh Kris, why won’t you realize your Lake Minnetonka games and lies won’t fly with the Princess of reality TV.

When Kourtney,Mason and Kim fly back to LA for some promo thing for their Sears collection…Kris and Scott (well mostly Kris) decides he’s going to have a small party in their suite…and the girls won’t find out. Kris, I’m not sure if you realize that there are cameras in your home…and have been around you since you met Kim…but everything is taped. That tape gets sent to the E! head office…gets edited…and then broadcasted all over North America. She’s going to find out…and even if you were fake playing dumb…you f***in suck.

Scott realizes he’s out of touch with his religious Jewish roots…and plans a meeting at a bar with a Rabbi. Late to the synagogue, and full of profanity, Scott genuinely looks like a man who is desperate to return to his familial roots. In the end, he has some dinner with Kourtney, Mason, and some Jewish people. Yay!

Moving on to the elephant in the room…best friends Jonathan and Kim almost break up their relationship…because Jonathan is writing a book. (Gasp) Yes, he’s actually branching away from the Kardashian name…and taking the higher road that all C-List celebrities tend to do these days…and that’s writing a ‘tell-all’ But, I forgot to mention the part where it’s basically answering the question…How Kim became a star…

Aside from the fact that I can answer that quizzical question in two words…sex and tape- Kim gets furious with Jonathan when she assumes his book is all about trashing her. They meet at some restaurant…(I’m assuming this scene was staged)…she yells at Jonathan..and before he can say anything…or even order his food…Kim storms out. They continue their argument over Twitter…making fun of each other…and I really salute Kim for being able to fight through the Twitter war while she was promoting her Kardashian Kollection at Sears. Here’s to you Kimmy!

Later, we realize his book isn’t about trashing her…it’s about educating people on how to become rich and famous. Kim calls Jonathan to apologize. He’s ignoring her…she shows up at his condo…and he’s still mad at her…kicks her out. But the episode still has 10 minutes left!!

Just in time, Jonathan shows up at Kim’s suite and is ready to forgive her…they’ve put the Twitter scandal behind them…and promise to never…ever insult each other in 140 characters or less. The girls find out Kris threw the ‘rager’…Kim flips out…and checks off another reason on her list why the marriage should end.

In the end, everyone forgives everyone…everyone is happy…and we’ll see what happens next week.

xo

 

KKTNY: Scott and Kris Romantic Date!

Another week begins…which means another week with the Kardashians. Last night on E! we got ro see a whole lot of ’em…and a whole lot of issues we didn’t wanna know about on Kourtney and Kim Take New York. Scott gets caught with lesbo porn on his mac…and Kris finds himself in yet another argument with Kim…he can’t win.

Kim finishes her birth control pills and has an amazing idea that she won’t bother getting anymore…since her and Kris should try having babies. Um..at this point they’ve probably been married a month…maybe a few days more since they’re entire marriage didn’t even last 72 days. So no, Kim that isn’t a good idea, nor do I understand why the f you even thought it would be a good idea. Kris has cold feet in the beginning, and complains that he would want to raise his family in Minnesota…and Kim says straight up she will never ever…ever…live in Minnesota…she will ‘live and die’ in LA. So, there you have it…the reason for the divorce. Or annulment, or..whatever they’ve decided to get.

Kourtney finds porn on Scott’s computer…and realizes she’s not giving him enough…so they’re going to work at it. Scott enjoys a nice date day with mom Kris while she’s in NYC for the Today show. They were actually really cute together- we’re used to seeing mom Kris and Scott butt heads, but it seems they’ve worked on their relationship…and I’m starting to like Scott more and more. (Surprise) I think that was the week where everyday the Today show had one of the Kardashian’s on air. Then…a  few weeks later they got the divorce.

In the end, Kris agrees that they should start making babies, and he’s excited to be a daddy…but then Kim realizes she’s way too important to the world…and she can’t take time off now to be a mother. Timing is everything…and clearly for this couple time isn’t on their side.

Scott and Kourt work their problems out…and hopefully end up sleeping in the same bed. Mason is cute as ever…and next week looks like an even better episode with Kim arguing with best friend Jonathan Cheban. Tune in!

xo