KKTNY: This Is How The Fairytale Ends

All week we saw the Kourtney and Kim Take New York finale promo…and it drove me insane! Omg- the dramatic voice overs…with flashes of Kim crying because of Kris…Kourtney and Scott by her side- supporting whatever decision she makes. I couldn’t handle it…all I could do was laugh. But, when the final episode premiered last night, I have to say- I was totally fighting back the tears!

I’ll admit, this season did show a lot more of Kim’s failed marriage than I suspected. I just assumed they would breeze over the issue, and not show Kim on her bad days. But, they showed everything. However, there were some things that weren’t caught on camera- and I think we can all agree, that’s completely fair. Kim made a point of saying she’s allowed cameras to film her entire life, but her final decision about her marriage would happen behind doors, with Kris and no cameras. We get it, but after watching the episode last night, it was clear what her decision was going to be.

With their final week in New York City almost over, Kim decides to spend quality time with Kris doing things they would normally do. They head to the gym for a pilates class…but that turns out to be a disaster when Kris competes with Kim during the workout. He gets mad at her for not ‘showing her emotions’ during the exercises…which probably is a metaphor for their marriage but who are we to judge. Then, they decide to hit the town and have a romantic dinner at STK. That also fails miserably, as they realize they have nothing to talk about! Literally, sitting in silence. Until the food arrives…and that was all. Yikes!

As both couples starting packing for their return to LA…Kim freaks out that Kris wants to move ‘all’ his boxes back to her house. She says there’s no room in her huge mansion for his belongings…Kim did you forget that you were married to him? Clearly, Kim knew deep down she didn’t want to move in with Kris, she was completely fine with him heading back to Minnesota- dropping his things off there…and flying out to LA with half of his wardrobe…WTF?

Sister Kourtney was also confused at this…and overhearing their conversation…she decided to pipe in and call her sister a bitch. Granted Kim was being a princess, Kim was extremely distraught and had to leave the suite. She went into this other hotel room…which I’m assuming is for extra storage (camera equipment,clothes,makeup) and decided to call younger sister Khloe. She admitted everything to Khlo, she didn’t know what to do with him, she thought everyone would be mad at her for having this huge fairytale wedding, and only a few months later admit she was getting a divorce. Obviously, anyone in her Louboutin shoes would be embarrassed, but the bigger issue was Kim’s happiness. Kourtney finds her in the weird random room and apologizes to her for calling her a bitch. They have a sisterly chat…and Kim finally returns to the suite to talk to Kris.

Kris and Kim finish packing, and head to the airport. As they sit in silence, Kim evaluates her stay in New York City as being disastrous, and she never wants to come back. Although she loved NYC when she arrived, she definitely experienced some of her worst moments in that suite, and all she wants to do is get back to Los Angeles…and head to her lawyer’s office. Least you had a pre-nup Kimmy!

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KKTNY: Fairytale’s Don’t Exist

We are nearing the end of another Kourtney and Kim Take New York season, and my is the ending better than the beginning! Things have gotten worse for Kim and her basketball hub Kris, especially when Kim returns from Dubai and remembers how annoying the “Hump” really was.

Khloe is still in the Big Apple…and Kim avoids Khloe at all costs. In the beginning of the season Kim freaked out at Khloe calling her an ‘ugly troll’ because she woke her up early. Kim still hasn’t apologized to Khloe, and after 40 minutes…Kim has no choice but to open up about everything to her little sister.

She admits to Khloe what we’ve all known, which is Kim has taken her frustration about her marriage out on everyone else. It definitely looks like she gained a few pounds…and her freak out on Khloe wasn’t the only spaz she had. She starts crying to Khloe and in front of the cameras, admitting she’s not happy in her marriage, that she feels she rushed into it and got caught in all the excitement of the ‘fairtytale wedding’. Kris is definitely feeling the awkwardness as well, they don’t vibe the same anymore, and he’s become a complete douchebag towards her (not that he wasn’t before)Duh!

We’ll see what happens next week on the season finale.

KKTNY: The Beginning Of The End

Moving on from last week’s episode of Kourtney and Kim Take New York…this one seems to have a whole lot more ‘real’ drama…compared to the Jonathan Cheban coming out of the closet question…and Scott’s desire to learn the piano dilemma. This week, the episode was split into two episodes (not sure why)…needless to say they seemed a little awkward right after one another.

For example…in the first half hour Kim and Kourtney decide they need time off from their busy lives (and husbands/boyfriends)…so they escape to the small town in Connecticut and stay at some beautiful Inn…all expenses paid for by the free advertisement. Yay! So I asked myself why they would need the weekend off…what is Kim really taking a break from? Maybe she’s not taking a break…more like running away from Frankenstein aka Kris Humphries aka her husband of 72 days.

Anyways, while the women plus Mason are gone for the weekend, Hump decides it’s a great idea to make some quick cash since he’s jobless…head to Toronto and host a club appearance gig. Only problem…Kim didn’t approve of his club hoppin’ ways…since he threw a house party in their NYC suite behind her back. But, of course Hump isn’t ‘whipped’ like the other men in the family…so he convinces Scott to tag along with him to a whole new country. Kim obviously finds out that Kris is in another country…relax it’s only 1-hour plane ride away…and freaks out. Meanwhile, sister Kourt doesn’t really care about Scott going, seems like she’s more relaxed at the Inn with her man Mason.

Kris and Scott are back in NYC the next day…Kim and Kourt get home and all hell breaks loose (not really, but sort of)…Kim confronts Kris about his extravagant (not so much) trip to another country. He calms her down and tells her he needs to get used to the whole ‘marriage’ thing…bla bla bla.

The next episode…Kim is ready to leave her hubby again…and this time to Dubai! Kim confesses it’s a great time to see the Middle East (she’s always wanted to)…and it’s convenient enough since she needed a break from Kris. A break from what!? She was just married!!…she should be with her man…besides she just took a trip to Connecticut for a break…how many breaks do you need girl!? Clearly, there was something changing between these two…because she would rather be sippin’ Millions of Milkshakes in Dubai…rather than sharing her milkshake with her man.

Kris doesn’t seem too bothered with her trip…he was a little let down when he found out Kourtney wasn’t going. Instead, Kourtney invites sister Khloe to visit…since Kim is out of town. They use the time while Kim is gone to annoy Hump…and basically learn more about him. But really, how much can you get out of a 25-yr old Frankenstein looking basketball player. On the way home from Dubai…Kim confesses to her mom Kris that she’s not really excited to get back to her husband…Kris tells her straight up that isn’t normal…especially since they’ve only been married a few weeks.

We’ll have to see what happens next week…but it’s looking to be the beginning of the end.

After the episode aired, Kris Humphries Tweeted this…