Khloe and Lamar: The Trade!

So watching this week’s episode of Khloe and Lamar was sadder than I expected. Obviously, it’s no surprise that Lamar Odom was traded to the Dallas Mavericks after the NBA lockout. However, I was surprised finding out that he actually was traded to New Orleans as well.

The lockout is over, but the drama definitely isn’t. Khloe has to fly to New York for a quick event, however she doesn’t want to leave Lamar because he’s going through all these trade rumours. While she’s on her 5 hour flight, Lamar gets traded to New Orleans, Khloe is freaking out because all this happened while she was up in the air. She calls Lamar but there’s no answer. She hears his voice on the radio, giving some radio interview and he sounds extremely sad.

And then, only a few minutes later, there’s breaking news, and New Orleans pulled out on the Odom trade. So he’s not leaving the Lakers, but now he no longer wants to be a Laker since they were so quick to trade him. It was surprising to hear Lamar was even up for a trade, he’s been playing well, and has been with the Laker’s for years.

Anyways, by the end of the episode Lamar gets traded to Dallas, Khloe stands by her man and is being extremely supportive. It’s crazy how fast a trade can change someone’s life, Lamar doesn’t even have time to pack his things, Khloe stays back to basically pack their entire lives into boxes.

 

 

The 4-Hour Kardashian Special!

The event of the century took place this past Sunday and Monday night. The Kardashian Fairytale wedding aired on two nights…two hours each…and I’m guessing made a whole lot of money for Ryan Seacrest, the E! Network…and obviously the Kardashians. I decided to watch both of them back to back…which unfortunately meant 4 hours of non-stop Kardashian drama. I swear by the end of it, I literally felt like I was part of the family. It was a good episode…as usual…there were enough fake story lines to consume 4 hours of television…and one of them concerned my future husband Rob Kardashian.

If you’ve been watching DWTS, you’ll know that he’s gained a few pounds…and he’s very self-conscious about this. In the episode, Khloe and Lamar pull a prank on Rob by installing an alarm system on their candy closet door. Of course, at the end of the night the alarm goes off and Rob’s sitting on the floor with a box of cookies. So cute.

Another big issue was Kris’ plastic surgery fiasco…to tell you the truth I didn’t even notice a difference afterwards. But, we do give props to Kris for allowing the cameras to film everything! And I mean everything! From the pre-surgery…to the actual surgery…to post-surgery the cameras were rolling. Kim being the favourite daughter came to Kris’ aid…and stood by her side throughout the operation. Later, the entire family throws a party for Kris, letting her know how much they love her.

Kris apparently his real name is Kristian…which would make more sense calling him that because otherwise he just has the same name as his mother-in-law. Anyways, as usual Kris was annoying and fake. I think I get what Kim sees in him…baby daddy! They’re babies are going to be some good lookin’ babies…and then if she wants she can divorce his a** because I’m sure she has a tightly sealed pre-nup. So Kris feels left out because Kim’s making all the decisions about the wedding. Hello! You’re a dude, you’re not supposed to have an opinion in your wedding…Kim’s been waiting for this moment since she was a little girl…and you were right…she probably can fill in any guy for your position so why are you making it difficult!?…and guess whose paying for the wedding! Definitely not Kristian and his family…so he needs to shut his pie hole…and just show up on the day of the wedding.

It was really stupid how 3 hours and 50minutes of the special was dedicated to everything before the actual wedding, and the last 10-minutes was the actual wedding. I would’ve wanted to see more of that, but the wedding was stunning. The ‘altar’ looked like an altar you would find in an Armenian church. Everything was beautifully decorated…and Mason was so cute! Robin Thicke performed afterwards…which is amazing…the cake was stunning…everything was just beautiful.

The Royal Wedding: On E!

The Wedding of the Century is almost upon us…well sort of.

Luckily for us, 2011 will bring us not only 1 but 2 Royal Weddings!! For less fortunate generations, one Royal wedding is said to be a magical and once in a lifetime event to experience. Thank the E! Gods (and Kris Jenner) that we have the privilege to not only be alive during the Kardashian/Humphries wedding BUT we get to watch it on television!

Once again, Ryan Seacrest and Kris Jenner have found a way to milk the cash chow a.k.a Kim Kardashian. It’s no surprise that our beloved Kim K was in search of a potential husband. After her youngest sister Khloe got married…and her oldest sister had a baby…she felt she needed a man to complete her life. And she found her knight in shining armour at a NJ Nets basketball game while living in NYC. Kris Humphries…ofcourse it’s destiny, I mean he has the same name as her mother! And they’re even spelt the same!!

The wedding will take place August 20th 2011 in California. E! will be airing this two-part episode (Yay! double the ratings) on October 9th and 10th.