RHONJ: Caroline’s Fitty!!

This week on The Real Housewives of New Jersey the crew continue their vacation in Napa Valley. Caroline turns 50, they finally leave the RV park and drive to the Lancaster Estate which is this huge mansion on a beautiful vineyard. Chris and the BLK crew get closer to sealing the deal with the wine company, hopefully the two Joe’s can stay in check and not ruin the last few days of the trip

If you saw the preview’s for this week’s episode, you know that something crazy goes down between Teresa and her husband Joe. In the preview Joe takes a phone call while at dinner for Caroline’s birthday, when he sees Teresa walking over to him he whispers into the phone ‘Here’s my b**** wife coming over’. So after everyone visits the wine company, Albie,Chris and Lauren blindfold Caroline to take her somewhere special. They drive around the corner to where a table is set up for everybody, and it’s over looking the vineyard- it was the most beautiful place, it seemed like a really unique backdrop to celebrate a birthday- I mean who can say they dined overlooking a vineyard in California?

Halfway through dinner, Joe Giudice gets a phone call from ‘work’ so he gets up to answer it. He walks away from the table, and you can totally hear his conversation which seems to be with a girl. His voice is really low and he sounds really dirty talking to whoever is on the other line. Just then, Teresa comes over and that’s when he makes the comment about her- calling her a b**** and a c*** obviously Teresa doesn’t hear him saying those things! Doesn’t he know he has a mic on him? But he was talking really low, I think he thought he might be able to get away with his conversation. Nobody at the table really notices that they’ve both left, they’re busy taking pictures with Caroline. Teresa literally waits in front of Joe until he’s done with his phone call- he pretends to continue talking about some work stuff in Italian. She hangs over him like she knew who he was talking to, or she had a feeling he was being shady. I’m sure it’s not the first time she’s caught him doing something like this.

Anyways, in the end they walk off into the vineyard- Joe just wants to get back to the food, but all of a sudden Teresa wants to get it on in the vineyards! Out of nowhere she starts jumping on him, and he’s trying to pull her off, it’s just a really weird and awkward moment, obviously she had a feeling he wasn’t talking to his co-worker, and she’s just trying to make their marriage look legit on camera. Teresa might be a dumbass, but when it comes to putting on a happy face- she is the master of it all. Trying to make it look like her and Joe actually get it on, and that they’re love life is so hot and heavy that they got it on in the vineyard- it’s all BS. The best part was when Richie spots them getting it on from where he was sitting at the dinner table.

When Teresa and Joe return to the table some comments are made but nobody really talks about what they’ve just witnessed- they don’t want to give any attention to Teresa, which is exactly what she wanted. It’s just really sad, and I actually feel sorry for Teresa who is pulling at every string to save her marriage and keep her family together. Melissa has a conversation with her about the tabloid stories and explains that anything she talks about they will turn into negative comments, and it’s not worth the damage she causes to her family and friends. But Teresa doesn’t care what the tabloids write, because at the end of the day she needs to get paid.

While Kathy is doing Caroline’s hair, the ladies have a conversation with Jacqueline about Teresa. Kathy admits she kind of feels left out because Teresa is now focusing repairing her relationship with Melisa and Joe. Kathy expects this from Teresa, but it still hurts realizing Teresa just calls Kathy family whenever it suits her. Then, everyone meets for a fancy last night dinner. After Chris makes a beautiful toast, Teresa obviously has to step in and make a toast of her own. She thanks Chris and Jacqueline for inviting them to Napa, and thanks them for repairing the relationship with her and her brother, and then wishes Caroline a happy birthday. Meanwhile, Kathy is literally sitting beside her, and Teresa totally forgets to mention Richie and Kathy! Caroline is stunned and infuriated because they were just talking about that a few minutes before. People start whispering around the table, even Greg is angry with Teresa for not thanking Kathy. Kathy just puts on a happy face and goes along with it, seriously she is my favourite housewife, she is everything I want to be as a housewife, Richie on the other hand is angry at Teresa and hurts for his wife because he knows she will care for Teresa no matter what.

Tune in next week because Caroline and Joe have an argument out of nowhere, Jacqueline is drunk on the couch…and Caroline’s son Chris gets involved…it’s getting good!

Real Housewives REAL Drama!

It isn’t surprising to hear Dr. Paul Nassif has filed for legal separation from Adrienne Maloof. Throughout the 2 seasons of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills you could see some tension between the zillionaire couple. Adrienne always defended her marriage, but you could tell even on camera they had some real issues! I always felt Paul was too nice for Adrienne, she’s always complaining and spazzing on him!

 

 

RHONJ: Beginning of the End

This season of The Real Housewives of New Jersey has been non stop drama drama drama, it seems the housewives can’t go 42 minutes without yelling or cussing at each other. Fortunately, for us, that makes great TV, and trust me I have no problem with it.

So I think I missed last week’s episode where Teresa and Jacqueline have an argument, I guess Jacqueline accuses Teresa of lying to her, and Teresa accuses Jacqueline of being a bad friend. Anyways, it all makes sense now because during last season’s reunion, Jacqueline refused to attend and said something had happened between her and Teresa while they were filming this season. So now we know what it is, but I have to admit I was expecting a little bit more drama from Jacqueline, instead she gets emotional and tries talking it out with Teresa! Like, really Jacqueline, you’re dealing with a crazy woman, there is no talking to her, just get over it and move on with your amazing family.

Melissa seems to get caught in the middle of everything because her husband Joe is Teresa’s brother, and now all of a sudden Teresa wants to mend the relationship with her brother through therapy. In this episode, she actually reaches out to cousin Kathy who she’s been hating on forever, and says they should reconcile. Kathy is all for it, she’d rather have her family than be fighting over nonsense, but nevertheless Kathy is skeptical about Teresa’s intentions, and the reason for her sudden ‘change of heart’.

Caroline is no longer friends with Teresa, after the tabloid magazines came out with Teresa’s cover article discussing her relationships with Caroline and the rest, it showed how far Teresa will go just to sell a good story. She claims the magazine just took what she said and ran with it, which I’m sure they did, but she must’ve said something along the lines that Caroline wasn’t a good friend, and that Melissa was jealous of her life. Anyways, Caroline has had enough, understandable because who could live with that woman anyways- oh right her loving husband Joe. He’s actually the funniest man ever, I don’t know if he intentionally wants to sound like an a** but when Teresa is pouring her heart out to him about the drama in her life, he gives his two cents and tells her to stop talking because he’s heard enough of her problems.

Joe Gorga holds another release party for wife Melissa’s song ‘On Display’, the evening looks like it’s a good time, Rosie’s completely hammered, Kathy and Rich show up hand in hand as always, and Jacqueline can’t keep her eyes off Teresa. The entire time Jacqueline is afraid to confront Teresa, in the end she does, and Teresa isn’t having any of it. She refuses to admit she’d done anything wrong and just blames Jacqueline for being a bad friend. Melissa shows up to save the day, but that goes sour when Teresa basically tells Jacqueline to f*** off, and that’s the end of that.

Fortunately for Jacqueline, it looked like she had a better time without Teresa anyways, taking a few shots at the bar with some random housewife.

Until next week, seems like things are getting even wilder!

RHOBH: The Final Reunion

Last night was the final reunion out of the 3 part special for The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. The drama was definitely present each and every time…especially with host Andy Cohen instigating most of the conflicts. Each housewife had their own turn to sort of reflect on what’s happened in the season…and by far Taylor’s experience was the craziest one.

As most people know, her husband Russell committed suicide a few weeks before the second season premiered. On the season opener, Bravo had posted a note saying that the entire season was filmed before Russell’s suicide. Throughout the season, we see Russell with Taylor, but it’s really weird because we all know he’s really dead.

When Taylor talks about her ex-husband, she’s definitely in a lot of pain, but she has gotten better. She’s definitely a stronger women…and she regrets a lot of things that happened with her and Russell. It’s such a unique story…I don’t want to say it but Bravo did get really lucky that they had all of this on tape. It definitely contributed to the ratings of the show this past season.

Anyways, she just talks about how crazy Russell really was, how abusive he was. She explains one story about being at a friends place with him, he leaves early because he doesn’t care about staying. Little do they know, he’s legit hiding in the bushes outside of the house…he never left..and when Taylor finally leaves…the couple walk her to her car- Russell jumps out and legit starts beating on everyone! How crazy is that!

Out of the 3-part reunion…I think 1 and 3 were the one’s with the most drama. Towards the end of the 3rd we finally get to see Kim, whose definitely looking much healthier. She’s out of rehab or she was in rehab…not sure but Andy has a private conversation with her…and then Kyle shows up.

Definitely something to see!

xo

Real Housewives BH…Suicide

HOLY MOLY!! Those of you who watch The Real Housewives series are going to freak out with news this morning about Russel’s suicide…Taylor’s husband (Beverly Hills Season). Member her weird and quiet husband Russell? Apparently he was found dead late Monday night in his L.A home. This is crazy news, and quite sad because the couple have a 5-year old daughter Kennedy. TMZ caught up with Taylor and asked about what had happened, she said she hadn’t told her daughter anything yet.

Police found Russell hanging in his home, with no suicide note. Russell was an investment banker who was reportedly in debt of more than 1.5million dollars!! If you’ve seen the show then it is no surprise that Taylor and him were in the middle of a divorce. Apparently, Russell was already in debt but with the taping of Bravo’s Real Housewives, their situation became worse with their constant spending.

 

Bravo’s Real Houswives of BH

I don’t know about anyone else, but I’m completely addicted to Bravo’s The Real Housewives. The other night I was watching one of the last episode’s of the Beverley Hills season.

 Hands down, this season wins overall for the most drama, the richest bitches, and the swankiest parties. So first off, Kyle (who is sister’s with Kathy Hilton aka Paris Hilton’s mom) is one of my favourites this season. Compared to the rest, she seems somewhat normal, it seems like her main focus is her kids. Plus, her husband is smoking hot.

 Really, anyone that can hold a man like that in Hollywood must be doing something right! Kyle’s daughter is graduating from what I assume either UCLA or USC. Whatever the case, props to her for getting an education. Unfortunately, for Kyle and for viewers we weren’t so lucky to see Kyle’s famous niece make a cameo on the episode. Paris and the family were invited to the graduation, but instead were in Cannes for some other shindig. Still, they sent flowers and a card with a generous amount of money inside. (I’d rather have the money right?)

Moving on to more interesting topics in the BH…one of the housewives-Camille is married to Kelsey Grammar (Frasier). So, throughout the entire season he hasn’t been on the show because he’s been in NYC working on Broadway. Well, lucky for us in this episode we see a glimpse of Kelsey because he invites Camille to New York for the Tony Awards.  Funny thing is, a few days before that Kelsey called Camille and told her he wouldn’t be returning home…aka he found someone else in NYC.

But, of course rumours would be circling if he didn’t show up with his beloved, so he flew her out, put her in a HOTEL…not his condo because obviously there’s something there he doesn’t want Camille to see. Frasier is a douche.

I didn’t like Camille, and I’m sure she has some mental issues to deal with, but you could really see how hurt she was with everything. She couldn’t hide it while the cameras were rolling. He on the other hand, seems like he’s already moved on and doesn’t give a ****.

By far, most dramatic season yet. The Miami Season is like an episode of Golden Girls compared to the Beverly Hills Housewives.

xo