Real Housewives of Beverly Hills – Basketball Edition!

We are six episodes deep into season nine of the #RealHousewivesOfBeverlyHills, and all anyone can talk about is this damn dog Lucy Lucy Apple Juice. The drama surrounding the pup carries right into March, so the only way we can properly explain it all is a great big basketball analogy.

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Let’s start right at the top, every good team or reality show for that matter starts with a point guard. The one that’s going to make the power plays and control what’s about to go down.

You may have already guessed it, but in our world of the real housewives – that is Lisa Vanderpump. Contrary to LVP fans, she is behind every major play in Beverly hills history. BELOW ARE THE RECEIPTS:

Receipt #1: Encouraging Camille Grammer to bring up Taylor’s abuse by her husband.

Receipt #2: LVP convincing Brandi Glanville to bring tabloids that had a story of Mauricio cheating on Kyle. All so the conversation could be brought up on their trip to Mexico! What kind of FRIEND does that??

Receipt #3: And third, Lisa Vanderpump dropping the bomb and implying to Lisa Rinna that Yolanda Hadid might have munchausen (a term for people who are basically faking their illness). Of course Rinna wasn’t innocent in this either, but LVP was the one to make the major power play.

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I know you are all quick to defend Lisa, just like Kyle and Dorit were at the start of the season nine. But one too many shady plays by Lisa, and now the entire team is looking at their point guard and calling her ish.

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Let’s turn our attention to the shooting guard – Kyle Richards. Kyle has been on Lisa’s side for majority of this franchise, and we love their friendship. Trust me, we are still rooting for some sort of reunion between these two. But throughout the seasons, Kyle has tried to score points for the team all while defending Lisa’s power plays. One too many bad passes, and the backfiring of this Lucy apple juice story, and Kyle can no longer defend her point guard. Kyle is one of the OG housewives, and I can’t picture this franchise going on without the Lisa-Kyle friendship. Maybe a trade talk is in the works for Kyle…or maybe Bravo will give her her own show?

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Let’s move over to the other position close to Lisa. And that’s the small forward – Dorit Kemsley. Really Dorit is perfect for this position, not only is she physically close to Lisa, she’s also one of Lisa’s closest friends because of their husbands friendship. But that didn’t stop Lisa from using Dorit as part of her Vanderpump Dogs play. Next season, I want to see Dorit less dependent on LVP. Housewives analysts are predicting a big clash in chemistry between Dorit and her point guard. One thing going for Dorit is she’s in a great position to pick off any rebound attention from the power forward….Erika Jayne.

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Erika Jayne is the perfect power forward. In all of this doggy mess, she has positioned herself with her back towards the basket…watching clearly the moves her point guard Lisa intends to make. Erika is never directly involved in any drama around the basket…but she has the position to see it all, and she’s always there to pick off any rebounds or casualties that Lisa leaves in her way.

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In the center of all the dog drama is Teddi Mellencamp. Newly acquired to the Beverly Hills franchise in season eight, she got along great with her point guard Lisa…mostly over their common love for horse riding. But at the beginning of season nine, LVP tries to make a BIG powerplay against Dorit with Teddi at the middle of it.. Lisa takes the 3-point shot with the initial mention of Dorit dumping the dog off at the shelter and tells Teddi to swoop in and pick off the game winning rebound for her by asking about the dog on camera. Teddi is about to jump for it but realizes Lisa’s shot was a complete SET UP! At the expense of exposing herself, Teddi comes forward with LVP’s shady game plan and shocks the Beverly Hills team to the core. Everyone on the court is left looking at LVP who just ran back into the locker room to look over her game notes with Ken.

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Honourable mentions go to Lisa Rinna playing as the coach, because Rinna pretty much saw this LVP play coming. She knew what kind of player Lisa Vaderpump from experience, and spends most of the episodes telling everyone else what to look out for.

Also, Denise Richards as the referee who just wants to get along with everyone and have a good time at Camille’s birthday party.

Overall, the Beverly Hills team is a strong one, they’re just going through a rough time right now while they deal with some on/off court drama.

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Real Housewives of Miami

So I promised myself I wouldn’t get hooked onto Season 2 of The Real Housewives of Miami just because the first season sucked. The only normal housewife I did like was Alexia Echevarria who isn’t a full on housewife this season. She’s still involved in the show because she’s friends with most of the housewives, but since her youngest son was in a fatal car accident- she decided not to join as a cast member. Also, Larsa Pippen and Cristy Rice are no longer on the show. Which doesn’t really matter because this season is full of new ladies…and new drama.

Joanna Krupa who is a model and was on Dancing with the Stars is the new ‘young’ housewife, although she’s not really a housewife. She’s not married, she doesn’t cook or clean but- she is engaged to Romain Zago who owns one of Miami’s hottest nightclubs ‘Mynt’.

Then we have the ultimate housewife- Ana Quincoces. She’s a lawyer by day…and a housewife by night. She’s in the middle of a divorce, her ex husband is also a lawyer and the father of her two girls. She’s one of the older housewives, but her dynamic with her ex husband is one of the funniest elements of the new season.

Karent Sierra is known as the ‘dentist to the stars’. Not sure who calls her that, she probably refers to herself as that because she is a full out wannabe! Karent lives in her beautiful Miami mansion with her parents, and long distance relationship boyfriend Rodolpho…who by the way is a Spanish soap opera star. Rumours surrounding her and Rodolpho say that her relationship isn’t ‘real’…and that he cheats on her. The last part is probably true. Sorry!

Last but definitely not least fakest housewife is Barbie Doll Lisa Hochstein. She’s married to boob surgeon Lenny Hochstein who is known as the ‘boob god’. Lisa refers to herself as her husband’s calling card…since she is his creation. Wow.

Plus we have original cast members Lea Black, Adriana De Moura, and one of my faves only because she is the complete opposite of a housewife, I don’t even know why she was casted for this show- Marysol Patton. Marysol is in the process of divorcing her very charming and handsome ex Phillipe. Apparently, because of her busy schedule- they both decided the marriage would have never worked. Because she is the complete opposite of a housewife!!! The show is incorrectly categorizing her as something she’s not!

What’s interesting about this season is that they’ve picked women who are all in different stages of their lives. Joanna is just beginning her life as a housewife- she’s a full time model but dreams of becoming Romain’s wifey. Then there’s Ana whose a full time housewife…well aside from being a lawyer she’s also trying to date again. Also, she knows how to cook mushroom risotto. Then there’s Lea whose entering early stages of menopause. So the show really touches on all demographics…even if you’re not a housewife and never will be a housewife like Marysol…the show is still fun to watch!

The season kicks off with a ton of drama…from cheating boyfriends to fainting mothers- this season will definitely bring us some housewife entertainment while we wait for RHOBH to start up.

xo

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Real Housewives of Vancouver!

So I don’t know if the episode I watched last night was the series premiere, regardless the housewives of Vancouver are really boring. Of course, Canada had to come up with their own version of The Housewives saga, and I guess Vancouver was the chosen city. It is a beautiful city, and I’m not even hating on the look of the show. These women are definitely well off, and the homes they live in are stunning.

But, they literally are bat s*** crazy. Each and every one of them. It’s not like  the American versions like RHONJ where Caroline is so normal she could be my mom, or Lisa and Kyle from RHOBH who are mentally stable. Each one of these housewives from Vancouver have serious mental and emotional issues, first of all I don’t even know how they all know each other.

The one mom- Mary, who looked completely normal in the beginning, invites her ‘best-friend’ Ronnie to this girls weekend in Whistler, except Ronnie completely embarrasses Mary in front of the other girls, she was SO rude to her, and Mary just sat there taking it all in. What’s wrong with you!

The other one, I don’t even know her name but we can call her ‘Golddigger’ since she clearly states her income is from her past 2 divorces. That actually makes me sick, this is why women are underestimated. We’ve worked hard to make a place for us within the work field, earning salaries that compete with our male counterparts. But women like her give us a bad rap. (That was my feminist rant for the day).

Anyways, there’s one housewife that’s half Asian I think, she seemed a little normal. She had a family, and a cute house and a dangerous obsession with fast cars. Meh.

Realistically, I probably won’t watch this show again. Nothing made me want to tune in for next week’s episode, aside from the fact that somebody needs to knock out Ronnie. Asap.

RHOBH: The Final Reunion

Last night was the final reunion out of the 3 part special for The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. The drama was definitely present each and every time…especially with host Andy Cohen instigating most of the conflicts. Each housewife had their own turn to sort of reflect on what’s happened in the season…and by far Taylor’s experience was the craziest one.

As most people know, her husband Russell committed suicide a few weeks before the second season premiered. On the season opener, Bravo had posted a note saying that the entire season was filmed before Russell’s suicide. Throughout the season, we see Russell with Taylor, but it’s really weird because we all know he’s really dead.

When Taylor talks about her ex-husband, she’s definitely in a lot of pain, but she has gotten better. She’s definitely a stronger women…and she regrets a lot of things that happened with her and Russell. It’s such a unique story…I don’t want to say it but Bravo did get really lucky that they had all of this on tape. It definitely contributed to the ratings of the show this past season.

Anyways, she just talks about how crazy Russell really was, how abusive he was. She explains one story about being at a friends place with him, he leaves early because he doesn’t care about staying. Little do they know, he’s legit hiding in the bushes outside of the house…he never left..and when Taylor finally leaves…the couple walk her to her car- Russell jumps out and legit starts beating on everyone! How crazy is that!

Out of the 3-part reunion…I think 1 and 3 were the one’s with the most drama. Towards the end of the 3rd we finally get to see Kim, whose definitely looking much healthier. She’s out of rehab or she was in rehab…not sure but Andy has a private conversation with her…and then Kyle shows up.

Definitely something to see!

xo

RHOBH: Youz A Liar And A Wh**e!

This season of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills is almost coming to an end, but there’s still a ton of housewife drama to last an all inclusive paid for by producers vacation. The vacation in Hawaii for Mauricio’s birthday (Kyle’s husband) continues…as Kyle’s sister Kim (recently admitted into rehab)…makes a mockery of herself…and straight up lies to everyone!

Originally, Kim had told Kyle she won’t be on their flight since she lost her passport and her drivers license had expired. Understanding younger sister Kyle, tells Kim to make sure to get on the next flight- and that she’ll see her in Hawaii. After 36 hours…and a few more excuses Kim alongside her weird boyfriend- Ken arrive in Hawaii…only to spend a few hours by themselves. Kyle, a little upset when she hears her sister moving into the room next to hers- and doesn’t even knock on their door to say hello.

It seems like everyone is having a good ole’ relaxing time- without crazy Kim…and the couple that enjoyed themselves the most was probably Adrienne and Paul. They had a lot of alone time…which apparently was much needed. They’re such a cute couple…and I truly hope Hollywood doesn’t get the best of them.

In the evening, everyone heads to dinner and Mauricio confronts Kim about her excuses for being late. When they get to the dinner table, Kim says that they were late because Ken had to work. Kyle finding this weird because Ken doesn’t work…and Mauricio did not believe one word out of Kim’s mouth. Anyways, they’re such a weird couple, Kim kept defending her lies by saying Ken had to run into work quickly…how would you still have to work when you know you’re supposed to be on a plane? Mauricio calls her out…but nothing really happens- I guess everyone knows that Kim is legit crazy and they can’t do anything about it.

The next morning, Kyle and Mauricio rent a catamaran for the day…and as usual Kim is late. Kyle and Lisa try getting into their room to wake them up…but they’re still asleep and apparently ‘missed the alarm clock’. Kyle gives up…and returns to the bus. They leave without Kim and Ken. At the docks, they’re again waiting for the arrival of Kim and Ken…who show up- but too late since the boat has already left the docks. Oh well, sucks for them…I think they were giving free drinks on the boat!

Everyone else spends the day on the catamaran, snorkeling and having a good time. Ken and Kim head back to the hotel and enjoy a romantic (if you can call it that) lunch by the pool area. Lame.

Again, that evening they have another dinner. Mauricio and Kyle both lose it on Kim this time. Kyle just wants an answer, and she doesn’t want to be lied to. Especially because Kim was acting like she did nothing wrong…Kyle just wanted her to own up to her mistakes. Since it was Mauricio’s birthday week, they both felt like Kim was disrespecting his birthday plans…and bla bla. Ken freaks out and says on behalf of Kim that they ‘don’t care’…and a few minutes later end up leaving the dinner table. Awkward.

In all of this, Brandi seems to be having a good time with her healed ankle. Also, they throw in a quick scene with Taylor and random housewife Dana. Taylor talks about her divorce with Russell…how she’s in the process of leaving him. Make sure you watch next week’s episode, the ladies are back in Beverly Hills and the talk about Taylor’s divorce is going to be huge!

x

 

RHOBH: Housewives In Hawaii

After the holiday break, the housewives from Beverly Hills are back in business…and ready for a vaca in Hawaii. As if their lives were completely hectic..and as if Beverly Hills was such a terrible place to live in…the couples plus Camille and Brandi decided to head to Hawaii for Mauricio’s birthday.

After the craziness of Kyle’s White Party…Taylor and Russell were no longer invited to Hawaii. When Russell threatened Camille with a lawsuit for repeating things about his and Taylor’s marriage (that were only said to her by Taylor)…the rest of the gang didn’t find it legally responsible to be hanging out with the dude that might serve them up with papers if they were to say the wrong thing.

Kyle’s party looked like a ton of fun…if you didn’t count the part where Taylor was disinvited…or the part where Kim was making out with her boyfriend on the dancefloor.

Everyone’s at the airport…and as always they’re waiting for Kim who is running late. It’s 45 minutes until departure and she’s still at home looking for her passport. Clearly, she’s going to miss the flight…and starts looking for the next available one. Paul (Adrienne’s husband) is on the later flight as well since he had a business meeting to stay back for. Everything seems to be going smoothly…until Brandi whose afraid of flying…takes too many Xanax…and she’s literally slurring her words. She can barely keep her head up in the airplane…she looks like she’s dying. Although it probably wasn’t as bad as when she used to roofie herself just to get through the plane ride. (Yes, she told that story)

Finally, they land in Hawaii…where they have to take a bus ride to their hotel. During the bus ride…Brandi can’t stop talking and is literally the funniest person ever. She’s intoxicated…she’s high…I don’t know what she is but she can’t seem to keep her mouth closed. I still don’t understand why she was on that trip. Who invited her?

The Four Seasons (Waikiki) is beautiful…when is the Four Seasons anything but beautiful. This episode actually made me want to go to Hawaii…it looked stunning. Too bad the ladies didn’t think the same…all they did was sit around, lay on the beach and admire the view! Girls, get in there! The water looked stunning, I don’t even know how the ladies managed to sit there looking pretty. The true Hollywood Housewife.

Everyone gets settled in…Brandi gets a little too cozy with Ken…and Lisa marks her territory! Ken is frigin’ adorable…he clearly knows Brandi’s trying to hit on him…but he starts playing innocent- he’s just so funny. I actually wish Lisa and Ken were my parents.

Camille and Brandi seem to bond over a tanning session…but mostly because they were once married to actors. Once on the beach, the drama heats up when Lisa receives a phone call from Taylor back home. She tells them that her and Russell are officially over, they’ve both decided to end their marriage and just focus on being parents to Kennedy. The season’s coming to an end, and we know it was around that time when Russell committed suicide. Even though Taylor thought she was beginning to turn her life around, it was about to get a whole lot worse. Lisa started tearing up…and I can’t imagine how supportive the rest of the women were for Taylor.

Never leave a housewife behind.

xo

RHOBH: A Bloody Mess!

Drama,drama,drama is what I have to say about this week’s Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. The drama didn’t start at Kyle’s annual “White Party”…literally the opening scene of this week’s episode was Adrienne telling Paul about Russell threatening Camille with a lawsuit. Whaaat!?

Lawsuit for what you ask? Well, at the Tea Party when Camille went off about Russell abusing Taylor…Taylor went back and told her husband, who found those remarks completely false…and decided to threaten Camille with slander. The only problem is…Camille was only repeating what Taylor had told her. Camille tells Adrienne, Adrienne discusses it with her husband Paul and asks him what they should do about Kyle’s party that is literally a day away. Obviously, it’s going to be mad awkward having the two housewives present at the party…and if Russell is planning to take legal action against Camille…then it’s more about legally protecting herself then anything. Adrienne is worried that Russell might surprise the other housewives including herself with lawsuits…at this point who knows..and nobody wants to be near Russell and Taylor.

Kim is super excited for Kyle’s party…finally she gets to show up with her man…everyone’s been dying to meet.

Honestly, out of all the housewives’ parties…Kyle throws the most amazing ones…not just because their stunning and I love her house and it would look good with any colour scheme…but honestly her crowd of people know how to get down. It’s always lively, music, dancing, drinking and Fat Burger! Come on…a Beverly Hills party that serves burgers? That’s just awesome. Anyways, right before the party Adrienne calls Kyle and lets her know about the whole lawsuit thing…she had no idea. They’ve been trying to call Taylor but Taylor and Russell were on a plane coming home from Vegas.

At first Adrienne tells Kyle she won’t be able to come because she’s afraid of being sued herself…as well as Camille..but then changes her mind and doesn’t want to let Kyle down. Kyle is freaking out at this point, poor woman I felt so bad for her. She looks stunning and her husband looks even better…Kyle is the ultimate housewife. So the women start to arrive, crazy Kim shows up early for a change with her man. She’s honestly hilarious…aside from the fact that she has some mental issues. She starts talking to Dana, Dana starts talking about Brandi…and Kim freaks out because she doesn’t like Brandi. Kim says she doesn’t even care if Brandi apologizes because Brandi is ‘nothing’ to her. She’s too funny.

Meanwhile, Lisa/Kyle/Adrienne discuss their plan for dis-inviting Taylor and Russell. They don’t want Camille and Taylor to face each other and have a huge blow out so they decide the best thing to do is tell Taylor she’s not allowed inside the party. Sounds easy but with Kyle’s sensitive feelings…it’s hard for her to kick out a good friend..she doesn’t want to do it and she starts tearing up…at which point I gasped at the possibility of her mascara filled tears dripping onto her stunning white dress.

The husband’s get involved…sexy Mauricio to the rescue, as well as Adrienne’s husband Paul give the ladies’ their insight on how to deal with the problem. Honestly, the entire episode was about this…just going back and forth. Before Taylor arrives, the editors decide to throw in a dramatic scene with Kim and Brandi. It was actually really funny to watch…Brandi’s just standing there while short little Kim keeps throwing the insults toward her. It actually got a little boring, I just wanted them to finish the storyline with Taylor.

Finally, the not-so royal couple arrive with a bottle of Ciroc in hand. Right away they are greeted on the front lawns…they didn’t even make it to the door! Before Kyle can spit out any words she starts balling…superwoman Adrienne takes over and tells the couple they should leave because of the letter. Russell says he just wrote a letter to Camille telling her to call him so they could talk about it…Paul say’s that BS because he read the letter and it was definitely nasty. There’s no way of getting out of this one Russ! Anyways, the two end up getting back in their limo…Kyle chases them because she feels bad but it’s too late.

I’m assuming everyone heads back inside and enjoys the rest of the Fat Burger’s. Yay!

Next week the women head to Hawaii…and ew Brandi tries to hit on Ken!! Rawr…the claws are going to come out because we know Lisa won’t have any of that!

RHOBH: Vegas Baby Vegas!

This week on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Lisa’s daughter Pandora has her bachelorette party in Vegas…and Adrienne decides to take the rest of the women who weren’t invited…to Vegas anyways. Adrienne’s family owns the Palms resort…so obviously she has all the hook ups. Lisa has an old friend that owns Planet Hollywood so her and her daughter’s friends got to stay there, while Adrienne was a little upset at Lisa because she didn’t choose her family’s hotel for Pandora’s party.

Anyways, the ladies minus Kyle head to Vegas…Taylor awkwardly stays with Lisa…Kim is absent once again- having some lame excuse that she was moving and hurt her neck…seriously woman how long does it take to move!?…they all go to Chippendale’s and Lisa wins the award for best lapdance.  Adrienne and the ladies have their night out, which doesn’t look as fun…they spend it mostly in the hotel…which was probably Adrienne’s idea of plugging the Palm’s, knowing Lisa would be promoting Planet H. Brandi gets awkward as she grinds up on Camille…who finds it weird at first…but then blows it off because heck she loves to dance!

Kyle stays back in LA because she has a photo shoot for her book (it’s easy these days to land your own book deal)…and plans for her big ‘white themed’ party that they’ll be showing next week. While Kyle is shopping with her mother-in-law…she runs into her sister Kim. They start talking, Kim gets emotional when she opens up about her kids not liking her boyfriend. Kyle is worried about her because she’s lost a ton of weight, either way it’s a sad situation…and I’m sure it’s really hard on Kim.

Not much else happened, except for Dana showing off the crazy amounts of money she has…from doing nobody knows what…and proves to us that spending $1million on a diamond lollipop holder is worth every thousand.

The previews for next week look ah-mazing!

xo

 

RHOBH: Even Malibu Couldn’t Save Us

O-M-G…I don’t want to say it but this season of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills is getting more heated than the housewives in Jersey! I never thought this day would come…but then again I never expected Taylor to fall a part the way she has throughout this season. Seriously, every single episode she’s either crying…or she’s cussing someone out…or usually both. This episode was no different.

Brandi with the broken leg has been trying to ‘fit in’ with the housewives since Episode 1 of this season…and clearly her leg has been keeping her back. Whatever she does, it doesn’t work, she just makes things worse for herself. Like when she was invited to Dana’s game night…and she accused Kim of using ‘crystal meth’…umm okay. And this week, when she finally decides to throw a house party and give back to the women that gave her a name- instead of just being Eddie Cibrian’s ex-wife. She throws a house party…except she just moved so her house isn’t ready…so she uses her friend’s house in Malibu. She doesn’t cook…she definitely doesn’t clean…seriously who uses someone else’s house to throw a house party!! What kind of housewife are you!

Okay, so tensions are high right now because of what Camille said to Taylor a few weeks ago at Lisa’s house. Camille basically told Taylor to be honest with herself, and admit to herself all the bad things Russell has done to her. Obviously, Taylor got crazy mad at Camille for saying that- but it doesn’t make sense because Taylor was the one who told Camille all those things in the first place. And it wasn’t like Camille was going to the tabloids with that information…they were having a private conversation.

Last week was Adrienne’s fashion show…Taylor ignored Camille the entire time…and basically left everything to be resolved this week. The women arrive at the Malibu digs…and oh my was it a view! Wine and seafood…and an oceanview? Seriously ladies how could you mess that up! Brandi is just weird, I don’t trust her, I haven’t trusted her since day 1…first of all wear a bra. The ladies were having fun with her all night because she wasn’t wearing one…and you could see everything through her white dress. (Dumbass) Then, Brandi brings up Kyle’s sexy husband Mauricio…except Kyle was really quiet about their marriage. You could tell Brandi was jealous that Kyle’s been married for so long and has such a stable relationship with the hottest man. Kyle just keeps things to herself…and gets feisty when women like Brandi talk about her husband. (We know what you were thinking Brandi-Broken-Leg)

So towards the end of the night…and clearly after a few glasses of wine…Taylor starts crying because Didi (Camille’s friend) sparked up a conversation about Taylor forgiving Camille. Taylor steps out onto the beautiful backyard deck facing the ocean…and then Brody Jenner’s mom(yes she was present) goes on to say once they’re done fighting…and no longer there…the ocean will always remain the same. LOL! What? Where did you even come from…and are you on crystal meth? Taylor starts balling…and it’s obvious at this point she’s not even crying about Camille…there are bigger things Taylor’s depressed about. Camille is not even involved in the argument…it’s more Didi then anyone else. She is yelling at Taylor because Taylor won’t realize how good of a friend Camille is to her. (Didi you’re extra, so leave) Then…as if it’s even her house…Brandi realizes the attention is no longer on her…and kicks Taylor out!! She said Taylor was ruining the party…and causing drama…and she was no longer allowed to stay in her friends’ home. Taylor leaves…along with everyone else…you just committed social suicide Brandi…seriously just give up.

Kyle and Taylor end up leaving together, Taylor breaks down in the limo and demands a cigg. Kyle tries to make Taylor feel better, but it obviously doesn’t work because Taylor is one ****** up housewife! Girl needs some serious help!

Brandi breaks down inside her friend’s Malibu home…and admits all she ever wanted was to be accepted and fit in…her friend gives some amazing advice…and tells Brandi to just be herself.

Sorry friend who owns the Malibu home…we never got your name.

xo

RHOBH: Kennedy’s Party

As if Taylor didn’t realize from Kennedy’s birthday last year…that was taped for The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills and showed just how awkwardly fake, her and her husband Russell were trying to be for the sake of their daughters’ birthday party…she threw another one this year.

So this year she throws Kennedy whose turning 5…a country fair/carnival themed birthday party…with horses…pony rides…and those balloon playhouse things that I’ve really wanted to try out. How come we never had those at our birthday parties?…

Anyways, everyone shows up except for Lisa because she’s busy planning her daughter’s bachelorette party/wedding invitations. However, one good thing did come out of last week’s episode. Magically, Lisa and Taylor have worked through their conflicts and are now friends. Lisa agreed to support Taylor with whatever her decision might be in terms of her marriage…and Taylor was very forgiving. Except, Taylor turned her hatred onto Camille…who wasn’t invited to Kennedy’s 5th birthday party. (Shame)

Kyle was shocked at how fast this all got resolved.

So, the party ends up looking amazing…Kennedy has a wardrobe malfunction…I guess she was partying too hard on that playhouse…and she gets sung Happy Birthday by a drunk American Idol contestant. (Yay)

Everything seemed to be going perfectly…even awkward Russell seemed like he was having a swell time. But, when Russell wanted to take a family picture immediately…instead of after because he had a horse coming in for Kennedy- Dana accused him of just wanting attention. Dana said they should wait until 4pm…but Russell freaked out on her…and did it his way. Wow, I mean Dana had no say since Russell was paying for the birthday party after all…right???Hmmm…

Her present was obviously a horse…no one in their right mind would buy a 5-year old child a horse…except for Russell Armstrong. Dana agreed by pointing out they couldn’t even take care of a puppy…how are they going to look after a horse…much less pay for it! (She didn’t say that last part)

Anyways, it was just a weird ending to the episode…clearly Taylor and Russel couldn’t be more dysfunctional…but Taylor’s sticking it out because she thinks its better to be with someone than to be alone. We know how that story ends…

xo