We Care About ‘KhloMar’

The season finale of Keeping Up With the Kardashians aired this Sunday with a jam packed episode. There was the little baby to talk about (North), it was Kylie’s sweet 16 (cool)…and the ever looming question- WTF is going on with Lamar?

Khloe and Lamar have always been my favourite couple- not just in that family…but in the world. Every time anyone said anything bad about that family, I ignored them and proceeded to say great things about the couple that met and got married in 30 days. You could tell their love was real, they just got each other, unlike Kris and Kim who just looked like they were forcin their relationship. Khloe is my fave and I totally had her back when she chose Lam as the man of her dreams.

But WTF is going on right now?

The world is not in a good place when Khloe and Lamar aren’t happy. It doesn’t just affect fans- it affects people close to them like Rob. On Sunday night’s episode, he admits to Brody that he needs to move out of the home (he lives with Khlomar), he needs to find his own place and escape the negativity that is Lamar. For whatever reason, Lamar has been down and out, he’s uber depressed, and he’s doing drugs (allegedly). Until I see a crack pipe in his hand- I won’t believe what the tabloids say. Apparently, only Khloe and Rob really know what’s up with LamLam, Khloe has been tight lipped to her family- she doesn’t want everyone knowing what he’s going through. Whether she’s ashamed or whether she doesn’t want to talk about it…the problem still remains- why won’t Lamar wake the f*** up!

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But now, it seems like Khloe has given up on him as well. Not that she hasn’t tried to bring Lammy back, she admits to Rob that she’s done everything she possibly could to make him happy, but he just can’t find his happy place. Khloe explains that Lamar has gone through things in his life that are now resurfacing, and it has  consumed him entirely. Kourtney and Scott complain that they never see Lamar anymore, Lamar has never even been to their house, it all just seems really sad.

The finale ended off with a serious conversation between brother and sister Rob and Khloe. Rob admits to Khloe that he needs to remove himself from the negativity, he wants to get his own place where he can focus on himself, his fitness, and his well being. (Call me) Totally understandable, Khloe has mixed feelings because she would rather go through this with her brother, but she understands that he needs to work on himself. Rob tells Khloe that maybe it’s time for her to re-evaluate her marriage, she’s obviously not happy, she’s tried everything, and she shouldn’t’ give up her life because Lamar’s given up on his. Heartbreaking. The tabloids keep reporting that Khloe’s ready for a divorce, she’s got the paperwork ready- I however will not accept that bu***** until I hear it from Khloe.

Yesterday, there were talks that Bruce has taken Lamar under his wing. They’re spending time together at Bruce’s Malibu mansion- hopefully that’s true because Lammy could use some Bruce Jenner wisdom.

What do you guys think? Will Lammy pull through? Should Khloe wait for him? Can their marriage be saved!?

Love you KhloMar!

TV’s Sunday Night Line Up!

Everyone knows Sunday night is the biggest night for TV, and if you don’t believe me just take a look at my PVR recordings. There was so much going on last night I had to make a list and decide which one was worth watching first.

BREAKING BAD

Breaking Bad TourismI’ll admit, I’ve been on a Breaking Bad binge diet. I started the entire series last month, because I was determined to catch up with everyone else. Watching the premiere with the rest of the world was insane, people were going crazy because they waited so long to see how Hank was going to react to Walter. I on the other hand, had just finished the last episode a few days before, thankfully I didn’t have to wait as long as everyone else. Anyways, getting back to the episode…Jesse doesn’t end up saying anything to Hank…which is a relief for Walt, but Walt’s determined to get Jesse out of town…either that or he’s going to kill him. Jesse is ready to start his new life with his new money…but when he realizes that Walter was the one who poisoned Brock..all hell breaks loose. Personally, I would’ve liked to see Jesse find happiness somewhere else, start a new life with his money…but of course he had to find out the truth. I have absolutely no idea what  Jesse’s going to do now that he knows. Well we know he drives over to Walt’s and starts pouring gasoline in his house…but what’s going to happen!! Also, if anyone could confirm. How did Jesse know Walt poisoned Brock. Was it because Saul’s guy took the weed out of Jesse’s pocket? Was really confused at that.

MTV Video Music Awards

MileyThe MTV VMA’s has to be one of my favourite award shows, it always has the best performances and most often boasts a special ‘reveal’. Last night was no different, with rumours swirling around a possible NSYNC reunion…every girl’s teenage dream was about to come true- again. Okay so I didn’t watch the VMA’s during the live broadcast…but I still made time to catch up on the performances…which were totally overrated. Yes, it’s true, I was surprisingly disappointed with the Miley Cyrus performance…like really…I did not expect her to twerk the entire time. Yes, I’m exaggerating…that performance was AWFUL! What was even more heartbreaking was the fact that Robin Thicke had to share the stage with her! Let the man sing his summer hit without the bald white girl twerking in front of him! I wasn’t sure what the consensus was…like did people enjoy her performance? Did they think she was a good dancer? Was her costume(s) or lack there of necessary…? It was a total train wreck…my favourite shot was when Miley started twerking for the 5000000th time and Drake just looks down at the floor. Amazing.

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Lady Gaga who opened the show had an amazing performance. She is a brilliant entertainer and last night was no different. She did look a little more normal…which is a good thing, people were commenting on her beautiful bod and how nobody ever gets to see it. Flaunt it girl!

Kanye “Yeezus” West took time off from baby daddy duty to perform his hit ‘Blood On The Leaves’. I was so excited for this performance, it’s one of my fave songs off his album…also Kim announced he was her favourite performer of the night, so I totally believed it. Eh, it was alright. He was in front of this old rustic looking photograph of trees…and all you could see was his silhouette…his crazy arms were flailing all over the place while he rapped…it was average.

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Then there was the Justin Timberlake performance. Everyone was waiting for Justin to bring sexy back. I absolutely love JT, he is one of my favourite performers, everyone loves his music but damn JT  wouldn’t even let the song finish before he was moving on to the next! I think he performed 6 or 7 of his songs (old and new)…but he would breeze through it so quickly I couldn’t even savour the moment. I get it, he can’t sing an entire song…but still it’s all about quality not quantity. And then….there were 5. Okay so 2 of them couldn’t really move, but seeing all 5 of them on stage again definitely brought back memories. Literally Joey couldn’t move, he was behind on all the dance moves…which is totally fine. Nobody expects Joey to be JT, I would’ve liked to see them just sing…without all the fancy failed dance moves. JC tried stealing the spotlight…but thankfully his mic was on low…really low. Then it was all over, after a short performance, the other 4 guys were sucked back down into oblivion while the man of the night continued on his performance. JT went on to a sing a few more songs…and the he finally finished off with ‘Mirrors’…and then Jimmy Fallon met him on stage to award him with the Vanguard award. Yay!

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Drake’s performance was sexy as hell. I mean could we expect any different? I’ve seen better performances from Driz, but I was happy to hear him sing his latest track ‘Just Hold On We’re Going Home’. After that he sang ‘Started From the Bottom’…we saw a quick glimpse of RiRi…she wasn’t even standing! She looked PISSED.

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Those were the most memorable performances…I was absolutely shocked that Robin Thicke didn’t win song of the summer? That is some b@!$%!!

DEXTER

dexter-season-8-make-your-own-kind-of-musicI’ve been saying it all season and I’ll say it again. This season of Dexter has been the best one of all. Super impressed with what the writers have done with our favourite serial killer. With this being the final season, it all comes down to a few more episodes…and I can’t wait to see how this is going to finish. Hannah’s back in Dexter’s life which is a good thing, I like her character, and I think Dexter’s ending has to include someone he can share his life with. Last night we found out that Dr.Vogul had a son that was a psychopath, after she put him in a mental asylum at the age of 14…he ended up ‘dying’ in a hospital fire that would kill several more people.  Dexter finds traces of DNA that are related to Vogul…that’s why he questions her about her family. She assures him her son is dead, but Dexter doesn’t believe it, especially when Vogul tells him her son was a genius. Anyways, it turns out the guy that killed Cassie was the guy who she was dating..and that guy is actually Vogul’s real son. Dexter is determined to put him on his table…and then start the rest of his life with Hannah. That doesn’t happen because Daniel is just as smart as Dexter. Dexter rushes back to Vogul to warn her…but she just tells him to back off and leave her alone. Dexter leaves, and then we see Vogul with her long lost son Daniel.

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Keeping Up With the Kardashians

I’ve been trying to follow along this season, but I have to say I’m getting a little bored with these fake story lines. Rob learning how to carve wood sculptures? Really…this guy can’t even figure his s*** out and he’s going to learn how to use a saw to sculpt? They couldn’t think of anything else? And then Kim and Kourtney decide to feed the entire family placenta…like a human placenta…as a joke. In the end we find out it really isn’t placenta…it’s actually just beef brisket. Also the family chef is totally hot…and Rob is totally not. What is up with my man? He’s looking grimier and sweatier with each episode…I really hope he gets out of this funk and becomes the hunk I fell in love with. Speaking of funks, there has been reports going on all day that Lamar Odom is addicted to crack? He’s apparently had a drug problem for the last two years, and it’s coming out now that Khloe has had enough. Lamar has apparently left the house he shares with Khlo-Money and is staying in a hotel. I don’t know what to think of this…I am totally Team Khloe and Lamar….anytime anyone says anything about these two I’m the first to defend them. I hope someone can get the real story….or Khloe comes out on Twitter and says something!

Here’s what Khloe Tweeted yesterday:

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Okay, I think that’s all for my Sunday night recap. There are so many shows starting up in the fall…let’s all enjoy the time we have now because we haven’t even seen crazy yet!

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Kardashians In MIKONOS!

The three part Kardashian vacation in Greece is over but it doesn’t mean we can’t enjoy the beautiful pictures one more time. The Kardashian vacations are always a staple feature in their seasons, something always good comes out of the getaways. Although my man Robert wasn’t present, we still got the chance to enjoy Brody and Brandon as they joined the Kardashian clan in Mikonos.

Enjoy the slideshow!

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KUWTK Season Finale!

On last night’s episode of Keeping Up With the Kardashians we got to see Bruce Jenner finally reclaiming the spotlight, and Kourtney getting ready to give birth to baby Nelly.

Since it was the season finale episode, they combined Kourtney’s baby shower as well as her pregnancy into one jam packed episode…and things got very emotional! Khloe and Kim had a consultation with the baby doctor, Khloe found out that she wasn’t ovulating, and she had to start taking hormones immediately. Kim on the other hand wanted to know more about freezing her eggs, since she didn’t have a child with Kris…she’s keeping an eye out for her next possible baby daddy. In the meantime, she decides to freeze her eggs, which isn’t as easy as it seems. Kim has to inject herself with hormones for a week straight….but really she couldn’t even get to sticking the needle inside her! She obviously calls Momager Kris (who is now certified)…and is also apparently a doctor. She slams the needle into Kim but instead of going into her stomach…it goes into Kim’s finger! WTF!!?? After putting on her eye glasses…maybe she should’ve thought of that before…she finally gets the needle into Kim, and apparently it doesn’t hurt as bad as a bloody finger.

Kourtney’s baby shower seemed like a good time, everyone was there including Kanye and Kim. Khloe has a heart to heart (something she never experienced with Kris) and talks about his relationship with Kim. Obviously, their relationship has lasted longer than her marriage to Kris, and Kim admits it ‘feels right’…and that timing is everything. Khloe talks about how Kanye and Kim were always just friends…which will help things now that they’re in an actual relationship. It seems like Kanye is head over heels for Kim as well, he’s been through some rough waters, and I think the relationship with Kim is opening up another side of him.

In the end, Kourtney is ready for the baby, as they’re packing up Kourtney gets really emotional at the thought of the next few hours. Since it is the last night Mason will ever only be an only child, Kourtney bursts into tears and Mason has no idea why. At the hospital, family members slowly start trickling in as Kourtney is about to give birth. I love that every single family member is in the delivery room…well I didn’t see Bruce. But Rob? Really? It’s such an amazing moment for the entire fam, and I think Khloe was video taping with a hand held camera the entire time. She pops the baby out and right away grabs her and pulls her up! She did the same thing with Mason!

After a quick clean up baby Penelope is looking dolled up and ready to meet her older bro. When Mason arrives at the hospital, Kourtney has a gift waiting for him (she’s such a good mother). He doesn’t really understand what’s going on, but he obviously loves his present, and all he wants to do is sit with his mommy.

The next season of Kourtney and Kim Take Miami begins in January…obviously we’ll be watching but I don’t know how good it’ll be because really without Khloe there’s nobody to make us laugh.

xo

Khloe & Lamar: We Need Bob!

This season of Khloe and Lamar has been full of emotional episodes ever since Lamar’s trade to the Dallas Mavs. One month into their new living arrangement, Khloe’s crazy familia decides to pay them a visit. First our favourite Kardashian Robert aka Uncle Bob decides to visit his old roomies- and rekindle an old flame (his bromance with Lamar).

The trio have a good time…I mean really Bob is so hilarious how could you not enjoy spending time with him. It seems as if Lamar’s attitude really changes when Bob is around, and Khloe finally mentions to Rob if he would want to stay with them for a little while until Lamar gets into the swing of things. I guess Rob really wants to start his own life so at first he didn’t want to move in with Khlomar.

In the end, his crazy mama and sistas convince him it’s the right thing to do- especially since Lamar really wanted him to stay.

The entire family gets to watch a game from the Cuban suite…Khloe gets a little mad at her mom for using up her connections…but really that’s what Kris is good at…so just let it be.

And as for Lamar- he played like s***, and unfortunately the Mavs do let him go…which would mean he is a free agent now…but he is probably enjoying some down time with Khloe- and hopefully trying to make da baby!!

 

Khloe and Lamar:New Season!

Finally…the new season of Khloe and Lamar is here! I was truly getting sick of Kim and Kourtney in New York City, mainly watching Kim…but let’s just be happy that it’s over.

Moving on, I was actually really excited about the new season, I love Khlomar, but I have to say the season premiere was a little boring. It felt like the producers were pulling at everything to produce a storyline…or maybe I was just missing my man Rob Kardashian. He’s moved out of Khloe’s house and into his own apartment, which sucks because now we get to see him less.

I have to admit, Malika’s storyline is definitely getting juicier. She’s dating some Arizona football player whose in the middle of a divorce. Khloe becomes over protective when she meets him, and realizes he might not be the right man for Malika. In the end, they break up, Malika realizes she doesn’t want to get involved with a man that has so much baggage (3 children). And that’s the end of that.

Lamar can’t sleep, he has insomnia, and the basketball lockout isn’t helping him. Because he’s up all night, Khloe can’t sleep either. Which doesn’t make sense, if he can’t sleep, why doesn’t he just move into another bedroom and let her have a good night’s rest.

That’s about it…I haven’t seen this week’s episode, and I’m sad to say I’m not that excited for it. It seems like the season will pick up once Lamar and Khloe have to move to Dallas. For now, I’ll just hope Rob is in more scenes then he should be.

xo

 

 

Oh Lawwd! Me And My Man!

If you don’t know that me and Rob Kardashian are legitimately meant to be with one another…then I’ll use this post to remind you. I won’t even post the pictures I’ve made with me and him together…I opted to save myself the embarrassment on that one.

This New Years Eve my cousin…who is now my sworn enemy (lol)…was in Las Vegas and ended up at his club appearance at Tryst. Now I found this out literally on NYE…and my friends can contest to the fact that I was going crazy hearing the news…and if there was a flight to Vegas out of Pearson in the next hour…I would’ve been on it. Thankfully, I didn’t max out the credit card…and didn’t end up in Vegas.

But, I was lucky enough to get these pictures courtesy of my ‘cuz…and I’m forever grateful! No really, I am. Anyways, check the pics out…I just had to post the last one.

Okay okay…I saved the best for last! LOL

Kendall’s Swaggin’ Sweet 16!!

If you missed it,don’t worry there will be repeats. Last night E! had a special episode of Keeping Up With The Kardashians:Kendall’s Sweet 16. Because at this point…we shouldn’t even be surprised the Kardashian-Jenner clan finds anything and everything to televise. What I was surprised at was how generous and kind Kendall (the second youngest) was, and how determined she was to give back to the world.

Fave sissy Khloe took Kendall on a toy shopping spree (my dream)…and then took all the toys to the Los Angeles Children’s Hospital (so cute). Obviously, Mother Kris was busy planning the entire party…she even thought of flying everyone out to the Bahamas…Kendall argues with her mom that she just wants a simple party with a few friends…nothing crazy. Clearly, she doesn’t know how her mom works yet.

Rob was missing from the entire episode…we see a bit of him at the end…I was truly dissapointed.

Anyways, Kendall fails her driving test and throws a tempter tantrum at Bruce for not understand how she feels…yes we know Kendall, it’s like the world is coming to an end…and nothing else really matters. In the end she passes her license…and gets her dream car. A gas guzzling black Range Rover.

In the midst of all the crazy party planning drama…Kendall plans a ‘secret’ trip to Vegas to get a tattoo that Bruce is forbidding her from getting. Kendall and Kylie take a day trip to Sin City (this trip was totally planned by Kris)…Kendall chickens out on the tattoo…and Kylie goes A-wall at the Sugar Factory (another plug). My guess, they made a trip to Vegas for the Sugar Factory…and decided to film the ‘tattoo drama’ along with that…to fill the one hour time slot.

Anyways, enough about TV magic. Kendall picks out the venue…which is at some hotel in West Hollywood and it’s on the rooftop. I almost died…the place was stunning! I actually lived vicariously through Kendall last night…because I so would’ve chosen that place for my birthday…if I was a millionaire! Bruce plans this entire security lockdown system to filter out the bad kids from the good. He was making sure none of the kids were bringing in alchohol. Come on Bruce, this is Beverly Hills, kids bring cocaine not alchohol. Halfway through the party Kendall finds out some kids tried sneaking in some booze…probably from mama Kris who was swinging back the drinks all night! She gets Khloe to make a speech…and reminds the crowd that this isn’t a 21+ party…and that Kendall does not condone underage drinking. Boo.

Tyga ended up being the surprise performer…he was alright. I mean, we would’ve liked to see Drake but whatevs. Party seemed live enough, Daddy Bruce left halfway through the party because his ears were ringing and it was past his bedtime. Kendall has a sleepover at the hotel…and we’re assuming the rest of the night was awesome.

She’s one luck b****!

xo

DWTS: WAAAAAH!

As you all probably know…and the reason I couldn’t bring myself to write this post…is because


My hubby Rob Kardashian lost Dancing With The Stars. He lost to J.R in the final round…(which I predicted from the start)…but I must admit I was surprised.

A. I never thought Rob would even make it this far…although he did win me over 2 weeks ago. Once I saw him shakin’ that Armenian booty…I knew he would win. Except he didn’t.

B. J.R did not deserve to win…I think Rob and Ricki should have been in the final 2. Obviously, J.R had the biggest fan base (the entire US Army) behind him…and I think this is the reason why he held the mirror ball trophy last night instead of my man.

Anyways, Rob did amazing, and lost a ton of weight. Clearly, he’s the only winner in my heart.

xo

 

DWTS:Who Got Eliminated?

QUICK AND SIMPLE.

On tonight’s episode of Dancing With The Stars Chynna Philips got eliminated. I’m assuming because of her weird performance last night (apparently she forgot her steps)

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xoxo