Kris Humphries:Begging For More!

As if the New Jersey Nets signing Kris to a $7-8 million dollar deal wasn’t funny enough, Frankenstein is now taking Kim to court to get more money from her! Obviously, Kris has some resentment towards Kim and feels like she just used him for this entire ‘fairytale wedding’ idea…and the only way he can get over it-is with her money.

It’s so pathetic, and if this story is as true as they report on TMZ…then someone should really get rid of all the evidence from season 2 of KKTNY and deny Kim and Kris ever meeting. He’s so pathetic, she knew something like this might happen and she signed a tight pre-nup that he can’t get at.

Kris claims all the money he got from the wedding/tv show went into a join account, that he can’t touch now since the Judge in their case has frozen the account. According to sources, Kris made a easy 1 mill from the wedding, and $250,000-300,000 from the reality show. I’m assuming he wants that money in the joint account, but the judge won’t grant him his moolah until the settlement is…settled.

Famous people and their greed…

KKTNY: Scott and Kris Romantic Date!

Another week begins…which means another week with the Kardashians. Last night on E! we got ro see a whole lot of ’em…and a whole lot of issues we didn’t wanna know about on Kourtney and Kim Take New York. Scott gets caught with lesbo porn on his mac…and Kris finds himself in yet another argument with Kim…he can’t win.

Kim finishes her birth control pills and has an amazing idea that she won’t bother getting anymore…since her and Kris should try having babies. Um..at this point they’ve probably been married a month…maybe a few days more since they’re entire marriage didn’t even last 72 days. So no, Kim that isn’t a good idea, nor do I understand why the f you even thought it would be a good idea. Kris has cold feet in the beginning, and complains that he would want to raise his family in Minnesota…and Kim says straight up she will never ever…ever…live in Minnesota…she will ‘live and die’ in LA. So, there you have it…the reason for the divorce. Or annulment, or..whatever they’ve decided to get.

Kourtney finds porn on Scott’s computer…and realizes she’s not giving him enough…so they’re going to work at it. Scott enjoys a nice date day with mom Kris while she’s in NYC for the Today show. They were actually really cute together- we’re used to seeing mom Kris and Scott butt heads, but it seems they’ve worked on their relationship…and I’m starting to like Scott more and more. (Surprise) I think that was the week where everyday the Today show had one of the Kardashian’s on air. Then…a  few weeks later they got the divorce.

In the end, Kris agrees that they should start making babies, and he’s excited to be a daddy…but then Kim realizes she’s way too important to the world…and she can’t take time off now to be a mother. Timing is everything…and clearly for this couple time isn’t on their side.

Scott and Kourt work their problems out…and hopefully end up sleeping in the same bed. Mason is cute as ever…and next week looks like an even better episode with Kim arguing with best friend Jonathan Cheban. Tune in!

xo

KKTNY: Kris’ Imaginary Training

Last night was another episode of Kourtney and Kim Take New York. Apparently, this season Ryan Seacrest decided he had so much footage, he’d turn the show into a one hour show. Whatever, works for me. The news with the Kardashian family changes so quickly, (Kim’s divorce/Kourtney’s pregnancy) that the show seems irrelevant now…since it was shot a few months ago. I mean, it doesn’t really make sense that Kourtney and Scott are arguing, now that she’s pregnant with baby #2…unless that was another mistake…and it’s hard to believe everything we see about Kim and Kris…Kim probably had to re-edit the entire season of KKTNY after announcing her divorce. It’s just hard to take in everything…and pass it as sincere. Not that we’ve believed everything before…but now it’s just on a whole new level.

Anyways, baby sis Khloe shows up in NYC for a weekend with her sisters and baby Mason in the Hamptons. Only problem, the house they’re staying at is Scott’s parents’ home…and Kourtney and Scott are not on speaking terms. (Awkward) What’s even more awkward…Kim has a ‘a-ha’ moment when sister Khloe and sister Kourtney tell her it’s a little weird her and Kris aren’t living together as Newlywed’s. At first Kim defends the situation…saying that she’s busy with her career…and Kris…oh right he’s training for his career in the NBA. Is he training to be in the NBA or is he actually a part of the NBA organization…and by a part of I mean does he get paid money to play basketball? Does he actually know what basketball is? Is this real life???

Before leaving for Kris (she’s not going to the Hampton’s after all)…Kim decides she’s going to sleep in on the only day she has time to…knowingly Khloe enters Kim’s abode…and wakes her up to wish her a safe flight…except Kim freaks out and yells at Khloe for waking her up an hour before her alarm would have gone off. (Problems…we all got ’em) Kim continues to say nasty things to Khloe over BBM…I’m assuming Kim is just jealous at Khloe for having the stable marriage…and being the sister to find true love after only being with Lamar for a month. (Here’s to ya sista!)

Meh…Kris is so annoying…and unfortunately for us…Kim decides to reclaim her title as ‘wifey’ and flies out to wherever Kris is from, to visit him. In the process of holding her own as wifey…she attempts to make dinner…and cuts herself. Kris…busy with all his ‘training’ somehow finds the time to come to Kim’s aid…and wrap her finger. So while Kim is in…[insert small town name here]…Khloe and Kourtney take a drive out to the Hampton’s…where Kourtney must face the tension with her and Scott.

Thankfully, Khloe makes sure the couple work it out…and of course they do…Kourtney decides to do a whole lot of spring cleaning in Mama Disick’s household. She ends up throwing away some vintage chess set…once realizing Kourtney has made a terrible mistake…she apologizes…packs her bags…and they all head back to NYC so Scott’s dad can enjoy a nice relaxing…and quiet swim in his pool. Kim returns to NYC…with Kris in hand. Khloe can’t stand the sight of him…he leaves quickly…and Kim doesn’t even acknowledge Khloe in the room…all because of the 1-hour early wake up call? Doesn’t seem right. Khloe gets up…and apparently she leaves…for LA…without her bags…and Kourtney and Kim talk it out. Apparently, Kris will find a ‘trainer’ in NYC to continue his ‘training’…happily ever after.

And Mason was just chilling the entire time…wonder if he knows he’s on tv!!

xo

 

Kourtney Kardash Preggo!

Yay! As if the Kardashian clan needed another addition to the fam, oldest sis Kourtney is expecting her second child from baby daddy Scott Disick.

Kourtney says she is 9 weeks along…although you’re supposed to wait for 12…but says she’s pretty confident. Maybe it’s all that healthy stuff she’s been eating lately! The pregnancy doesn’t come as a surprise, Kourtney made it clear that she wanted a second child, and a sibling for Mason (2).

Let’s hope they name the baby some really Armenian name and represent!!