The Jersey Shore Finale

Seriously, Waaaaaaaaaaaah! I’m really upset over the finale of Jersey Shore. This season was actually fun to watch, and it reminded me why we loved the crazies back in Season 1. I’ll admit, Season 4 in Italy was shameful, I think it just left a bad taste in everyone’s mouth, and led people to believe Season 5 would suck. And some people still say Season 5 sucked, but merp not me!

The meatballs were in full effect this time around, Deena was as crazier as she’s ever been. Clearly, she wanted to lose it all at the Shore- and that she did. Although Snooki was handicapped by Jionni some nights, she still made sure to do her thang at Karma and Aztec. And although we might’ve thought we lost the V in MVP, Vinny made a quick recovery and returned to the Shore to ultimately have a threesome with 2 lesbians. Deena was right, one of them did look like Matthew Mcconaughey,

It seemed like Jenni was surrounded by ‘housewife problems’ she was always washing the dishes, or cleaning up after the roommates. It looked like she was always in the background, until she decided to take the front seat in Deena’s relationship with Joey.

Mike “The Situation” was legit crazier than ever. I actually don’t know how the roomies put up with him, especially after 5 seasons. He’s disgusting, he’s evil, and he clearly can’t take a joke. When Vinny and Pauly organize the biggest prank of all- turning the entire Shore house inside out…Mike has a hissy fit when his bed is on the upstairs deck. Finally, Pauly and Vinny agree to help him bring his things back into the house, he literally didn’t stop complaining. I mean, come on. The entire time Mike is freaking out that he doesn’t appreciate his belongings being tossed around, Pauly just stands there and looks at him in confusion. I don’t know how Pauly stays so calm.

Ronnie and Sam were pretty much a bore, but then again that’s no surprise. Even when they were fighting and throwing each other’s furniture out the window they managed to bore us all.

Discussing the end of the Jersey Shore is like discussing the end of time. You just don’t want it to ever happen. However, with Snooki’s pregnancy, I don’t see how the show will ever be the same. Deena and Vinny were on HLN the other night, and they were asked if they think MTV would do another season, considering Snooki has a meatball in the oven. Deena got a little defensive saying that the show doesn’t rely on one person, and that they could still shoot the Shore without the Snooks. I can’t see that happening, I love Deena, I was literally on the floor dying of laughter when she was running away from the Tornado. Somehow she thought driving away was a better idea than staying in the house.

But, I doubt the house will be the same without our tanned meatball. I mean, without Snooki, I would’ve never stolen the phrase “Parties heeeeeeeere!”. Vinny was confident that the show wouldn’t be the same either, in answering that same question, he said how the house sort of fell a part when he left, and he was only gone for a week. He said he didn’t think the house would function normally if one person was missing, it’s the dynamic they have as one that makes them so entertaining.

So, I guess we’ll see, hopefully MTV will think of something soon and develop another Jersey Shore season. Wah!

See you all at Karma! xo

 

Jersey Shore: Vinning!!

Yay! Vinny has been saved!! Well not that he really needed saving but the gang decides to pay Staten Island a visit and reclaim what was there’s from Season 1- Vinny Guadagnino.

A lot happened in this week’s episode of Jersey Shore– the girls threw Pauly and Mike a surprise birthday party, Danny almost hired another roommate, and Snooki passed up the chance to get drunk and wild inside Bamboo…for a night with Jionni. The girls held a surprise bash for the two upstairs at Karma in what looked like to be a private level. There was a lot of alcohol, booze and strippers. Thankfully, Mike finally got the birthday sex he wanted and hooked up with one of the strippers…although he wasn’t sure what her name was. Meh.

Sammy gets into a bar fight! Apparently as they were walking into the club, some random yanked at Sam’s weave and she lost it- throwing her drink in the girls face…and then they were both on the floor with security throwing them out. That was actually the most exciting thing Sam has been involved in…ever.

It seemed like no matter what the roomies were doing, they couldn’t get their minds off Vin! As the days grew longer…and the week went flying by…there was still no sign of Vinny returning to the Shore. Finally, one morning, Pauly has a great idea to just show up at Vin’s house and basically kidnap him. However, I highly doubt Vin didn’t know about their plan.

It looked like Vinny did a lot of growing up in the 1 week that he was away. A new tattoo, new haircut..and new abs? Maybe they should all take a break from the Shore! Anyways, Vinny’s back, all is back to normal at the Shore. Pauly can finally hit the clubs knowing his wing-man is no farther than a few feet away from him.

Yay!

JERZDAY! Merp.

In honour of Jerzday take a look at one of the Jersey Shore mash-ups I put together.

It’s a hella good time!

 

Tune in tonight on MTV at 10pm for Operation GTGVB…Gym,Tan,Get Vinny Back!

 

Follow @tasha_ic for more videos and gossip about the Jersey Shore crew!

Jersey Shore: MeatBall Madness

As if we didn’t see enough Meatball Madness in Italy and Jersey Shore:Season 3, the meatballs’ Deena and Snooki brought the drunken madness to Season 5, and I think this time-Seaside was ready for the s*** show.

I always loved watching Snooki and JWOW beat the beat in Karma, but I have to admit, Snooki and Deena meatballing it on the boardwalk is even better!! These two crack me up, and if you know what it’s like to be that intoxicated with your partner in crime, you would enjoy it to! These girls are actually insane, I think if I saw them walking down the boardwalk, I would think 2 hookers were just released from the mental institution! They were dressed up, they walked down the boardwalk to the nearest bar, and did what every summer tourist at Seaside would do, dance on the bar ’till your a** was hangin’ out (which for these two isn’t that long).

They’re just really entertaining to watch, especially with all the Vinny drama, it was a breath of fresh air. So Vinny finally gets home to his momma, and Pauly D is having a hard time coping with his boyfriend being gone. When he gets to the club to tell everyone that Vinny left, JWOW breaks the news to Deena…and she loses it. Clearly, she’s had too much to drink, and she starts crying over Vinny! My favourite line was…”Vinny, he’s like my soul”.

It’s Pauly’s birthday weekend, and all he really wanted was his best friend by his side. Oh, and it was also Mike’s birthday. Vinny’s family visits him (a bunch of old people) but his mom brought him a special gift, his barber from back home. The crew head to Rivolli’s for a birthday dinner, and Mike feels a little jealous towards Pauly for getting all the birthday attention. Back home, everyone gets ready to go out. Pauly meets some grenade from Bolivia…who is clearly DTF. She hangs around Mike and Pauly all night, finally Pauly takes her mom- Mike already had his main squeeze Paula.

Once they get home, Bolivia isn’t down to hook up with Pauly, all she wants to do is go in the room and ‘talk’. Pauly has had enough, all he wanted was birthday sex, he’s not getting it, so he calls her a cab. She leaves, he’s ready for bed, Sammi and Paula have a heart to heart. It seems like Mike is really falling for Paula.

A few minutes later, Bolivia comes back to the house!! Pauly answers the door and tells her to leave, she says she doesn’t want to leave, she’d rather stay and talk to Mike. At this point, everyone knows she’s crazy…Mike has no idea who she is. He tells her he has Paula usptairs, and it’s not going to happen tonight. After being rejected twice…and embarrassing herself on national tv…she leaves the house. WTF! What kind of girls do these guys bring back!!

Not much else happens, Jionni and Snooki get it in, “The Unit” gets thrown out of the club, and Mike actually cries for being labelled the ‘bad’ guy.

Hopefully, Vinny comes back next week…and brings some sense of sanity back to the house.

xo

Jersey Shore: Waah! Vinny Leaves!

It was the Jersey Shore episode we were all dreading. Vinny Guadagnino leaves the Shore…after battling his anxiety for a few days. Obviously, leaving Italy and going straight to the Shore had a huge impact on Vinny, he couldn’t deal with it…and decides he’s going to go home. We know Vinny returns after a few days, but it’s still sad how it happened!

Dj Pauly D was the cutest thing ever, trying to do everything for his Vinny- even taking him to get his nails did! But, shopping and manicures couldn’t save Vinny, in the end Pauly helps Vinny pack his things while the rest of the crew is partying.

Mike was being a complete loser as always…Jionni was being such a gentlemen…and Mike kept making these stupid idiotic faces like Jionni doesn’t know he hooked up with Snooki a million years ago!! Snooki hooked up with Vinny…months after her and Mike hooked up so I don’t get why he’s so fixated on telling Jionni- just let the kid be happy. Thank god ‘The Unit’ wasn’t in attendance this week, we coudn’t handle him topless for much longer (sarcasm).

The rest of the house does there usual partying, but there definitely is a funk going through the roomies. The fact that Vinny was sad and always in bed, was putting a damper on the entire episode. Even Ronnie took Vinny on a cute date on the boardwalk, they played some games and rode some rides, but that couldn’t convince Vinny to stay either.

Mike meets his usual girl ‘Paula’ at one of the clubs, you might remember her from Season 1 when they hooked up in the hot tub…and then she took a tumble down the stairs. Pauly meets some girl, whose definitely DTF, brings her home…and before she leaves she takes his diamond necklace!! While Pauly was downstairs calling a cab for her, she gets changed and decides to stuff his necklace down her shorts (the cameras don’t lie). She leaves, only to return a few hours later with Pauly’s necklace around her!! Pauly is freaking out, because he’s been looking for his favourite necklace for hours, he sees her and he’s so happy I don’t think he realized how crazy she was! Clearly, she took the necklace as an excuse to come back to the house and see him again. It didn’t work, Pauly D just wanted his necklace back, and wanted her to leave.

And, it seems as if all is normal for Ronnie and Sam. They’ve been on good terms since Italy, not even one fight!! I think both of them really grew up, after watching themselves on Season 3. (Yikes!) Even though they broke up in the Fall, Ronnie still has love for her, and doesn’t deny the fact that they might get back together in the future (According to some interview he did on the red carpet for the People’s Choice Awards).

Hopefully, Vinny’s back next week but we’ll have to wait and see! Wah!

JERZDAY!!!

We’re a few hours away from watching the crazies on another episode of Jersey Shore. If you need a good laugh…watch this.

Jersey Shore: They’re Back!!

Woo! Another season of Jersey Shore has begun…and surprisingly I’m excited! I was a little worried about the final season…seeing how Italy completely sucked…but it was a good season opener. Mike needs to stop with his constant remarks about him and Snooki hooking up a million years ago. She’s hooked up with Vinny since then…so really Mike get over yourself.

The episode takes off with the crew leaving Italy…and literally going to the Shore house. When I mean literally…they land in NYC…and drive straight to Seaside Heights. It’s definitely understandable why Vinny had such an urge to go home…and just take a break. They must’ve been sick of each other! The crew gets settled in…they have a cute night together on the boardwalk and visit Danny. They’ll be working at the Shore Store once again…and Danny invites them for drinks the next night.

When they arrive at the bar the following night…the crew is surprised by a mob of their family and friends. Vinny breaks down when he sees his adorable mother…and Snooki falls in love with Jionni all over again.

Mike starts his drama with buddy “The Unit” who was a witness to the Mike and Snooki hook up. Anyways, Snooki apologizes to The Unit the next morning..she doesn’t want to piss him off since he’s holding the key to this huge secret. I’m over this story…they need to come up with better drama.

Ryder and Pauly hook up…poor Deena tries to come in the middle of it- but realizes she’s never going to smush Pauly. Waah!

Vinny starts feeling anxious in the house…and decides he wants to go home. We know Vinny does go home for a day or two…but returns to the Shore house. Obviously…who would deny themselves of that much cash!?

Anyways, keep watching…it might just be an amazing final season. Either way…I’m glad it’s the last one.

Check out my video I did with the funniest moments from Episode 1 of Season 5. Enjoy!

The Return of VD and JS!

Next week is going to be a HUGE week in television…well at least for me. Two of my favourite shows are premiering…Vampire Diaries returns after their mid-season break…and the highly anticipated but potentially disastrous season of the Jersey Shore premieres on MTV. Both premiering on January 5th. I can’t wait.

The VD trailer doesn’t look all that great…it seems like they’re trying to hype something that’s probably going to be a let down.Personally, I’m over the whole Klaus storyline…so I’d rather them just get on with the season so we can see something different- like Elena and Damon hook up!

I must say, the Jersey Shore trailer does look entertaining…at least more entertaining than the Italy season. The cast is back in their stomping grounds…but Vinny doesn’t seem too excited. If you don’t remember…a few months back when they were filming the Seaside season, Vinny did leave…but only for a few days…and then he came crawling back to the house. So don’t worry…Vinny doesn’t leave.

Here are both the trailers for your entertainment. Enjoy!

 

 

Jerseyyyyy!!! Season 5 Bitches!

You can count on us to bring all the new Season 5 trailers straight to ya! The season doesn’t look amazing, but obviously we’re gonna watch it because it’s the final season!

Vinny decides to go home for a few days, Deena is drunk as ever…and The Situation is back at it trying to stir things up with Snooki’s real relationship.

Check out one of the trailer’s.